Dose anyone hear like cua, con cua cakes:? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D đã đăng hơn một năm qua

"Have bạn been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So today, i got my titanium niêm phong, con dấu of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T đã đăng hơn một năm qua

*fishing up coins in a đài phun nước on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up cá continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Any 1D những người hâm mộ plz tham gia these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Happy Friday! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Aru~! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Among the "fun" events of tiếp theo week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That awkward moment when bạn have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
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Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So, I was at trang chủ the other day, makin' trà (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Is it just me hoặc does the world seem less filled? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked thêm emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i met a ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of Sô cô la flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in tình yêu with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting vàng in my doggie's face oh are bạn alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when bạn break up with the tình yêu of your life. and bạn want to kill yourself </3 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< đã đăng hơn một năm qua

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked bởi a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come trang chủ and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst ngày ever'...u manage to cú đấm yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes bạn are England. :D Don't Lie đã đăng hơn một năm qua

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I miss bạn Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ok all bạn Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a người hâm mộ of my club! here's the link!!! link đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT bạn Hetalia OBSESSED PERSON!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and một giây it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i'm the most ngẫu nhiên person of all ngẫu nhiên people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know bạn guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Hates how when I was trying to hiển thị off my new camera, seventy percent of the các bức ảnh I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

các điểm thưởng to whoever knows this song! :D đã đăng hơn một năm qua

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm hungry đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls bạn a scrub, bạn end up in same BG as them tiếp theo time. And your hàng đầu, đầu trang and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i tình yêu it when a baddie calls bạn bad.
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say this fast:
i chased a bug around a cây i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) đã đăng hơn một năm qua

ha ha ha........................... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm Fucked... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when bạn think there's a con nhện, nhện on bạn and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would bạn be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and bạn don't want you're baby to be jacked up. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are bạn cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
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today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when bạn notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P đã đăng hơn một năm qua

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

xin chào person below me: STOP POSTING. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i tình yêu talking to my dog becuse they will bark hoặc howl back at me so ita like they are listening to bạn đã đăng hơn một năm qua

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that đã đăng hơn một năm qua

this ngẫu nhiên tường is a piece of shit đã đăng hơn một năm qua

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
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PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm new...:Dhelp! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

chicken. that is all. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
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I HOPE bạn ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

QWERTY!! song bởi Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
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Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, hoặc impossible ... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That awkward moment when bạn start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and bạn scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and được ưa chuộng anime.Tnx đã đăng hơn một năm qua

That moment when someone posts on the ngẫu nhiên tường saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and bạn have no idea who they are. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Do bạn want your own club? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

xin chào PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Any 1D những người hâm mộ plz tham gia these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating bánh mỳ, bánh mì and reading, bạn just think life couldnt get any better! :DD đã đăng hơn một năm qua

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and tiếp theo door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch bữa tối, bữa ăn tối gt to do geography đã đăng hơn một năm qua

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like bạn to tham gia it! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I just read the Wikipedia bài viết on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Lost! bởi Coldplay might be my new yêu thích song, hoặc one of them anyway. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, bạn live somewhere where it's morning hoặc midday, hoặc bạn don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I was walking down the đường phố, street then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D đã đăng hơn một năm qua

We found chim bồ câu, bồ câu in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

HI WDC in d world Today đã đăng hơn một năm qua

abcdefg gummie bears r chasing me one is red one is blue the other one is peeing in my shoe now im running for my life cuz the red one has a dao, con dao đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Youtube video called "sam falls off bike (funny)". Channel called tommybrian123. Please watch and enjoy!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Sooooo ngẫu nhiên people should talk to me. :3 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I see dead people!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!I'm scared!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua