I've been told I look like Rose from Titanic, Victoria in New Moon, and Lindsay Lohan. This raises one important question: SINCE WHEN HAS MY HAIR BEEN RED?!?!?!?!?!
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I hate being a girl sometimes.I cant do some other things that guys can do.Like the Blue angels.I feel embarressed about me wanting to fly with the Blue Angels.hơn một năm qua
Lol, the user rocky777(the person that spelled like a caveman and asked all those stupid các câu hỏi on this spot) either got reported hoặc closed his/her account.XDXDXD
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: Open Google Maps (directions) 2: Type China as your starting point 3: Type Taiwan as your destination. 4: Read step 48 5: When bạn stop laughing, put this as your status message so others can have a good laugh as well!
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Lol, she took off the câu hỏi XDDDD the one who couldn't spell question" right :P (I'm not trying to sound rude) :3 but LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại :D
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"If bạn wanna prepare for the internet, then go down to your local middle school chess club and hand out crystal meth and guns. See how it goes!"
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people on here hate that câu hỏi XD....but....just đăng tải alot of stuff to particular spots and sooner hoặc later people will người hâm mộ your stuff and u may get some of the huy chương XDhơn một năm qua
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. bạn ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry an toàn, két an toàn science if bạn tình yêu it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit bạn in the butt on the way out, because bạn are fired! Yes, you! Box your stuff! Out the front door! Parking lot! Car! Goodbye!
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Just realized that people on Myspace never seem to leave bạn alone but people on Facebook doesn't want to be bothered with you. Welcome to the social networking of the internet, folks
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Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
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^^I don't think she's weird. She's just a girl who wanted to make her own âm nhạc video...didn't go well, obviously, but at least she gave it a try.hơn một năm qua
Man - "What? Timmy fell down the old well? I'll save you, Timmy!" *jumps down the well* Timmy - "Wtf?" Man - "I'm here to rescue you!" Timmy - "Dude... I live here!" Man - "Eh?" Timmy - "Don't tell anyone." Man - "Imma call the police now..." Boy above the well - "Wow, I didn't know you're THAT gullible..." Man - "Shaddup!"
^My friend told me that joke... I did not find it funny.
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@Bond_Of_Fury I believe so. Mjolinar has been shown it can harm Vibranium.Adamantium isn't as strong as Vibranium.So theoretically it's possible for Mjolinir to break Wolverine's bones.hơn một năm qua
A nerd is someone who is intelligent but is involved in non social hobbies hoặc pursuit. A geek can be someone who is a computer enthusiast hoặc a carnival entertainer. There are many definitions for the word geek.hơn một năm qua
*cops phone rings* "Hello, 911 what's your emergency..? "Uh huh, yeah, alright..." I'll tell them..." Other cop: "What is it?" *Cop hangs up phone* *Glances at is partner curiously "Wrong number" xDDDDD
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Refrain from asking stupid các câu hỏi like 'what do bạn think of,,,?' because the answer that you'll get from me is 'do bạn really want me to answer that question?' and believe me when I say that you're not going to like the answer. Like if we're out shopping and bạn pick out the most ugliest outfit in the store. Think twice before asking me that 'cause that's exactly what I'm going to say. Get mad all ya want, I'm just being real. What kind of friend would I be to have bạn looking all tacky?
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Lol, me and my girlfriend were watching Titanic just now. It was my third time watching it, it was her first time. Right at the part where Jack get Rose on the wooden plate in the ocean, she had to go to the bathroom. It was such a sentimenal part of the movie. She asked me to pause the movie for a minute. bạn know what I said?
"Well, I'm afraid you're gonna miss the last part of the F*CKING MOVIE THEN, B!TCH!!"
It's a good thing she has a sense of humor...
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Titanic um....... no don't swear at her just say u have watched it lot's of time's and if she could watch it some other time and watch a diffrent movie maybehơn một năm qua
OMG! I listened non stop nyan cat and quit at like 3000 giây but didnt close the tab and left so when I turned on my computer today it was STILL going at 70,000 seconds...man...annoying as f*** haha!
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That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on bạn it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably— Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!
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чesterdaч wass Reallч Good . DJ'inn wass the bestt.. The DJ Wass Reallч GOod . =] x iLovedItt x <3 WaverleчSchool ' =] Yearr 10's Were The bestt on the deckss :P x Sabah . Haleemah . Asim . Moheen . Ikkчч. x Haleemah Mentionned mч Name ( On The Mic ) :) x Yearr 7's And Yearr 10's <3 x
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And they told me if I đã đăng this comment, I would die! What else have they lied about? (AUUUG. CAN'T REMEMBER THAT PART! Luv Portal, though)hơn một năm qua
Okay, we are loosing too many Squidwards and Patricks on this spot!! >.< Stop using the "answers" part for announcements! Use the wall! Stop abusing it! Use the picks! T_T Is that too much to ask for?!
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Seeing Harry Potter today at 4pm. I finished the book last night (well this morning if bạn think about it, it was 12:30am). I see why there are Snape/Lily supporters. When i read Deathly Hallows when it first came out, i read it very fast. So i didn't remember a lot. I'm glad i reread it.
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In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys and PMS, why the hell do people still tell me to have a nice day?
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All right, I've been thinking. When life gives bạn lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the ngày it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do bạn know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible chanh that burns your house down!
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