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I do think that bạn probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add thêm to the danh sách when I find thêm sites I think bạn should probably avoid. So if anyone sends bạn đường dẫn to the following sites, bạn have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad bởi the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS bạn ARE A SICKO I ADVISE bạn NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated bởi you.
I was so Chuyện thần tiên ở New York bởi your beauty that I ran into that tường over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime bạn passed by, just so I could stare at bạn a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying hoặc you'll get some action faster than a pit bò đực, con bò, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all bạn want even if she is the kind who will out chug bạn in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names bạn never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth hoặc dare Questions

Truth hoặc dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth hoặc dare questions, which will help bạn to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream bạn have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality hoặc feature bạn would like to change about yourself?

Do bạn have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend hoặc boyfriend's friend?

Do bạn think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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1. I tình yêu the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I tình yêu the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I tình yêu the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I tình yêu the way bạn look at me.

5. I tình yêu how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I tình yêu the way I can’t imagine a ngày without bạn in my life.

7. I tình yêu the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I tình yêu the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I tình yêu the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I tình yêu how I know you’ll always be there when I need bạn to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do bạn have a crush on?

If bạn had to ngày anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity bạn would want to make out with

Name five people bạn hate and why bạn hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have bạn ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If bạn did, what did bạn do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have bạn ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have bạn had your first kiss, if bạn have, were was it and who was it with?

Have bạn ever seen a parent naked?

Have bạn ever seen động vật reproducing?

Have bạn stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if bạn see someone, take the ngẫu nhiên person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with bạn guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person tiếp theo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, hoặc to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get bạn in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly bởi giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the tiếp theo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - bạn may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin mũ lưỡi trai, cap and feed him grapes when...
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1)"Why, do bạn find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I tình yêu the một giây grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and bạn actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a vòng tròn that had its two sides gently compressed bởi a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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I Found that on the internet

1. When bạn were young, were bạn involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement hoặc against Vietnam? Why hoặc why not?

2. What tells bạn when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your yêu thích car when bạn were young?

4. How often do bạn go over the speed limit?

5. Were bạn considered được ưa chuộng in middle school hoặc high school? Why hoặc why not?

6. Did bạn have big fights with your mom when bạn were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did bạn have big fights with your dad when bạn were...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Mất tích my phone, can bạn call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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I got bored, so here bạn go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here bởi my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Những người bạn that bạn talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time bạn turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him hoặc her that you’ve Mất tích your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he hoặc she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the lò nướng on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Những người bạn and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time bạn read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though bạn may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't tình yêu you, my love.

I loved bạn with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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