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This may be a stretch, but hear me out..

I've been marathoning the whole series, I managed to get them all for a bargen at some anique store shortly before the latest lockdown.. And there's something going on in them.. An highly contagious and airborne pendemic.. Imusion Pendemic. Obviously this is far worse and thêm 'openly evil' than the whole covid thing. It's a living parasite who nearly rules the whole planet, and only recently got destoried when they all finally realized ''this ain't car gas it's a parasite''..

Far as I can tell there's a strong history behind this thing. Nobody knows...
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posted by ruhani_noor
As I looked back on a seemingly unending journey I commenced years ago, I found myself in an ocean of memories. The days that I hurt the most, became my nguồn of strength for the cruel and real world. The days I laughed now seem like a distant dream and I no longer remember the faces of those who made me smile. The dreams that I chase has come this far and now I already see it as a part of my life. My dreams are daunting but are the only thing that keeps me going.
A lot of bạn may be wondering bởi now as to what this person here is even talking about... well it's just my escape from the reality that I am nghề viết văn here. I am certainly not sad hoặc depressed just someone who loves to tình yêu but don't know how to express letting others misunderstand. while the best thing about this site remains the secret of my identity.
Requirements for the essay. nghề viết văn algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should hiển thị that its tác giả knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when nghề viết văn an essay.
-Before starting to...
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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; bạn answer các câu hỏi such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; bạn get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can bạn get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are em bé ugly at first?
CANADA24; bạn try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; bạn take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...
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I do think that bạn probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add thêm to the danh sách when I find thêm sites I think bạn should probably avoid. So if anyone sends bạn đường dẫn to the following sites, bạn have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad bởi the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS bạn ARE A SICKO I ADVISE bạn NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as bạn are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let bạn see us cry, unless we want bạn to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if bạn are interested. But we will later deny it hoặc make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot hoặc sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for bạn (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if bạn don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated bởi you.
I was so Chuyện thần tiên ở New York bởi your beauty that I ran into that tường over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime bạn passed by, just so I could stare at bạn a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying hoặc you'll get some action faster than a pit bò đực, con bò, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all bạn want even if she is the kind who will out chug bạn in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names bạn never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth hoặc dare Questions

Truth hoặc dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth hoặc dare questions, which will help bạn to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream bạn have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality hoặc feature bạn would like to change about yourself?

Do bạn have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend hoặc boyfriend's friend?

Do bạn think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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1. I tình yêu the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I tình yêu the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I tình yêu the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I tình yêu the way bạn look at me.

5. I tình yêu how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I tình yêu the way I can’t imagine a ngày without bạn in my life.

7. I tình yêu the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I tình yêu the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I tình yêu the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I tình yêu how I know you’ll always be there when I need bạn to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do bạn have a crush on?

If bạn had to ngày anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity bạn would want to make out with

Name five people bạn hate and why bạn hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have bạn ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If bạn did, what did bạn do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have bạn ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have bạn had your first kiss, if bạn have, were was it and who was it with?

Have bạn ever seen a parent naked?

Have bạn ever seen động vật reproducing?

Have bạn stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if bạn see someone, take the ngẫu nhiên person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger ghế, chỗ ngồi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why chó only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to hát in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if bạn notice him staring a lot at bạn ..like thêm than 5 times in the same ngày .(unless bạn got a stain on your shirt)
2- if bạn and him were in the same area , he would be with bạn in every where bạn walk to ( like a party hoặc a buổi hòa nhạc ..etc)
3- he would sit tiếp theo to bạn in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream hoặc laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to bạn hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if bạn drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with bạn guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person tiếp theo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, bạn answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, bạn answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, bạn answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, bạn say “is that so?”
5. If bạn so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher bạn did not turn in your homework because bạn were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When bạn walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a mát, máy làm mát that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up danh sách is on my bàn for the part bạn would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up danh sách on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, hoặc to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get bạn in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly bởi giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the tiếp theo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - bạn may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin mũ lưỡi trai, cap and feed him grapes when...
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1)"Why, do bạn find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I tình yêu the một giây grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and bạn actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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DEMENTED POEMS

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

hoa hồng are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

hoa hồng are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And hiển thị me your tits

hoa hồng make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And bạn tình yêu it up the shitter

hoa hồng are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

hoa hồng are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

hoa hồng are shit
Violets are crap
hiển thị me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

hoa hồng are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And nuốt, nhạn it down

hoa hồng are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey