I do think that bạn probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add thêm to the danh sách when I find thêm sites I think bạn should probably avoid. So if anyone sends bạn đường dẫn to the following sites, bạn have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad bởi the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS bạn ARE A SICKO I ADVISE bạn NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated bởi you. I was so Chuyện thần tiên ở New York bởi your beauty that I ran into that tường over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime bạn passed by, just so I could stare at bạn a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying hoặc you'll get some action faster than a pit bò đực, con bò, bull on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all bạn want even if she is the kind who will out chug bạn in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names bạn never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth hoặc dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth hoặc dare questions, which will help bạn to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream bạn have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality hoặc feature bạn would like to change about yourself?
Do bạn have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend hoặc boyfriend's friend?
Do bạn think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1.When bạn walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.
2.Before your science class starts, put a mát, máy làm mát that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up danh sách is on my bàn for the part bạn would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up danh sách on her desk.
3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
Sweetie Sweetheart My love Lover Pumpkin Baby Darling Sweetie Pie Baby Doll My Little Cabbage (French) Love of my Life Angel Beloved Dear Dearest Dear one Deary Flame Heart’s Desire Honey Bun Poubelle Honeybunch Lamb Jewel Loveling Pearl Pet Precious Princess Prince My Sweet Sugar Treasure True Love Beautiful Beauty Gem Saint Light of my Life Object of my Affection Angel Face Babe Buttercup Button Cherub Chica Dumpling Little Angel Little Darling Little Doll Number One Prize Tootsie Doll Face My Idol My Everything My Life Object of My Affection True Love One and Only Inamorata Inamorato My Passion Valentine Dove Honey Bunny Smoochy Babycake Dream Girl Dream...
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When bạn sleep over never boss me around in giường unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If bạn don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” hoặc “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If bạn want sex, just ask. (In case bạn didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers bạn know. 12.Strangers bạn don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to xóa above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill...
Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.