And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? đã đăng cách đây 0 giây

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. đã đăng cách đây một giờ 1

xin chào girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What bạn currently have in your mouth is art đã đăng cách đây 3 giờ

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. đã đăng cách đây 3 giờ

I just ate dark Sô cô la and coffee two đắng, cay đắng things just like life in 2020

XD đã đăng cách đây 4 giờ

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that bạn try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right hoặc damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. đã đăng cách đây 5 giờ

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. đã đăng cách đây 12 giờ

I ƿant to sæ who can underst& ðis ƿall post. Do ȝou know ƿut I'm tryiŋ to say? If ȝou do, plæse læve a comment. Þank ȝou! đã đăng cách đây 13 giờ

Sup, minions. đã đăng cách đây 20 giờ

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) đã đăng cách đây 20 giờ

My friend đã đưa ý kiến that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope bạn all have a lovely creampie đã đăng cách đây 20 giờ

Reasons why mỳ ống, mì ống is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. đã đăng cách đây 23 giờ

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. đã đăng cách đây một ngày 1

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried bởi 'Jerry''. đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

Gonna leave this here: https://youtu.be/ttcAebptKM4 😂 đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Is he gone *holds a water gun* đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Like, last year, used to drive the work van and make DBZ noises while doing so. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

I spin, jump, and get apples. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

I am Calypso, and I thank bạn for playing Twisted Metal. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

bạn know that moment when bạn want to relax but bạn end up stressing yourself more?

XD đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

bạn people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until bạn experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If bạn really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

chó cái, bitch nah, bạn better accept this rau xà lách, salad and three năm subscription to weight watchers because I know bạn miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it trang chủ for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

Finished fasting ngày of Arafat.
Feels good^^ đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

I think this should be năm of the duck. Any năm should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing thêm Bones on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Bones bạn already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever bạn can come up with is far worse than me giving bạn the satisfaction of an answer đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

So, is uploading hình ảnh just not working in forums, hoặc is it elsewhere too? đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

Okay,for some reason uploading hình ảnh on your thông tin các nhân gallery works when bạn are in Microsoft Edge XD đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

The Ocean Feeds bởi Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

So I discussed the inability to đăng tải hình ảnh for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

Finish what bạn start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a Sô cô la cake.

I feel better already. đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down tiếp theo to a man.
The man says, How did bạn get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A súng thần công, pháo blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did bạn get your hook?

The pirate says, I Mất tích it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did bạn get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

2020 is a weird year
5 years cách đây i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and nuốt, nhạn my pride, say you're right all along
hoặc you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

ooga booga penis đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

xin chào so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading hình ảnh to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

bạn know, the thing. đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. đã đăng cách đây 9 ngày

I'm gonna hủy bỏ that chó cái, bitch President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? đã đăng cách đây 9 ngày

I've come to collect bạn đã đăng cách đây 10 ngày

She just want to say hi.

https://i.imgur.com/SLezcQr.mp4 đã đăng cách đây 10 ngày

✨
Someone holds me an toàn, két an toàn and warm
ngựa prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my tim, trái tim used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ đã đăng cách đây 11 ngày

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. đã đăng cách đây 11 ngày

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave windwakerguy430 lmao đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

Good night everyone. đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My yêu thích movie tiếp theo to Gilbert giống nho, nho 2: giống nho, nho Gets Gaped đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing Nintendo Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes bạn đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

So the doctor đã đưa ý kiến that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize bạn as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

Shows a message from Google while trying to đăng tải image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

Hey, bạn ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the tình yêu of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
bạn let yourself go over some poor girl bạn met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until bạn fall that bạn fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

“What is tiếp theo to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is tiếp theo to pain?
Nothingness.
What is tiếp theo to nothingness?
Hell.” đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

“All right, then, I'll go to hell.” đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

“The path to paradise begins in hell.” đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

“I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea.” đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

I think I left my conscience on your front door step. đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

2020 got me feeling like that guy in the elevator in Drive. And I ain't talking about Ryan Gosling. đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

I'm still thinking about closing my account here (to change my user), but what do I change it to? đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

This whole cornavirus thing.. I find it hard not to get depressed sometimes.. I can keep distracting myself with video games, fanpop, youtube, anything really.. but whenever I have a moment to myself, I get anxious and a little depressed.. Is it ever gonna end.. đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

That moment when

bạn know what I mean? đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

Everytime I come back I say to myself why XD đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

Some people really sit there and think that a "Sorry/I'm Sorry" is a instafix to issues. Especially when they either don't really mean it hoặc take any real effort to stop the đã đưa ý kiến issue from occurring.
Well news flash, bạn can't blow up a fucking house and then really think that "I'm sorry" is gonna make amends😂 My god, people nowadays. đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

Tfw just when you're about to make something decent (or good) on your DAW, it crashes. đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

Really appreciate Adam K & Soha's progressive house âm nhạc at late night. đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

Really appreciating the existence of The Offspring at 3 in the morning. And it feels so fucking right. đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày

Why is it if I Google my fanpop name, I get awesome images.. XD đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày

Boy, everyone's in a musical mood. May as well tham gia the only way I know how. Niche game culture and memes

Dame da ne
Dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de sukisugite
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày