I hope to baptize a baby in Nickelodeon slime one ngày đã đăng cách đây 30 phút

Why did the chicken
vượt qua, cross the road?

To pose for a blasphemous bức ảnh op
at St. John's Episcopal
Church đã đăng cách đây một ngày 1

Hundred racks,
All hundreds.
Anything less, small money.
Money so long got a tag on it,
Anything I want, drop bands on it.
Bands on it,
Bands bands on it.
Drop bands on it. đã đăng cách đây một ngày 1

Happy pride tháng everyone. Where bạn can feel good about being gay for one tháng and one tháng only
From one flaming homosapien to another, I wish to return the gift
Here, bạn all have a free F word pass this month, good for one free F word
Use it wisely đã đăng cách đây một ngày 1

Good night ma henchman Panthie xD đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

I want to also say something to amend that last statement I put out is mostly geared towards people who agreed with Trumps divisive xenophobic,racist,etc mentality. If bạn voted for Trump and bạn had legitimate reasons to do so but bạn are not for clearly unhealthy behavior. Then I view it differently and I do not lump bạn guys together. đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

link đã đăng cách đây 2 ngày

Anyone Note me please on my page. How do bạn block a person who is annoying bạn on here a lot.
bạn all know who it is it not me. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

thêm monopoly money is printed each năm than real US currency. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

mèo sleep for 70% of their lives. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Grapes explode when bạn put them in the microwave. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured bởi toilets each year. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. đã đăng cách đây 3 ngày

The Người dơi actors described in one sentence each:
Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery: The original Batmen
Michael Keaton: The cool bad-boy
Joey de Leon: The funny Batman
Val Kilmer: The one-hit wonder
George Clooney: Um......
Christian Bale: The serious Người dơi
Ben Affleck: The intense Batman
Adam West: The best Người dơi đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

Even in the darkest of times, always remember:

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

bạn tell Arthur Reed he'll never eat lunch in this town again đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

If bạn are on a diet how do bạn feel about the first three letters in the word? đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

The tiếp theo time someone thanks bạn for something, say, “I’m going to hell so bạn don’t have to.” đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

I don't give a damn. If bạn still support Trump after everything that has happen. bạn are a racist,xenophobic,etc hoặc just damn ignorant of anyone else's plight but yourself. Do not talk to me if bạn support him. hoặc if bạn support anything about him. đã đăng cách đây 4 ngày

Copyright is an ass. Good thing Mixcloud is dj-friendly. đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

Here's a life hack for you
If bạn don't want to look for a job, but don't want society to call bạn a bum, just call yourself an artist. Draw some pictures, get a guitar, and before bạn know it, bạn can use that as an excuse. Your parents will still feel like they failed somewhere, but at least bạn don't have to feel guilty đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

>Haven't signed in for three weeks
>Auto fill user/pass
>Realize I've been using auto sign in for the past năm and a half
>Can't even remember the email used
>If this browser/site cache somehow sometime gets cleared I'm fugged đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

I keep seeing on the news about George Floyd and what happened to him. I think the worst thing about it is not the fact that he was brutally killed, but all of the bullshit and rage that it incited all over the USA. I'm from NZ and we have it come up on our news pretty much every ngày since it happened, which shows just how big it is.

This is why I fucking hate cops, man. Bunch of bastards. đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

Welp, I'm 18 now. Officially an adult. Huh, crazy. Never thought I'd make it this far, but here I am. xD đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

I have some neat rawtrap flips I've been making. I just might make more. đã đăng cách đây 5 ngày

What even is 2020? Usually I say "this năm is the best" during the current năm every year...This năm is truly fugged up for me to not say that during năm of the con chuột of all things. đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

Chauvin is gonna get his. Just bạn wait. đã đăng cách đây 6 ngày

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAvonMYgigC/ đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

I don't care if the police get charged and fired
I don't care if we can elect a new police chief
I don't care if if starting a riot solves jack shit
And I don't care if I'm on the opposite end of the country
I brought this molotov to a ngẫu nhiên protest
What am I supposed to do? NOT use it?
I'm gonna use it and burn down this entire đường phố, street corner
Like a real hero đã đăng cách đây 7 ngày

A person once đã đưa ý kiến to the ngẫu nhiên tường "My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me"...

Lmao

I'm glad we're still friends. XD đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

Derp. đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

Can we all just appreciate how epic the night sky is?

I mean, honestly. It's like a tapestry of various colours (with the absence of light), where stars meet galaxies and galaxies meet nebulae, quasars and blackholes.

I'm a nerd. Yep. bạn guessed it. Astronomy nerd NO.1 right here. đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

Oh boy, a virus outbreak and riots against police?
America truly is speed running its way toward a weird Akira-esque dystopian future. bởi Christmas, we're gonna have a fucking school boy with mind powers start trashing a government lab đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

https://www.fanpop.com/clubs/andy10b

This is my người hâm mộ club, it's a site primarily based on being LGBT friendly. With plenty of sexy sexy men!!
tình yêu bạn all and of course LGBT forever🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

"There is Nothing So Finely Perceived and So Finely Felt, as Injustice" Charles Dickens đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

Sooo

After spending the past 2wks watching every episode of ATLA, I decided to rewatch the (really bad) live-action version, and..... I couldn’t even make it to the end, it really was just as awful as when it came out 10yrs ago. It was bland, dull and rushed af. I’d honestly rather watch LOK. Anyone think that series will also be on Netflix, too? If so, I’d tình yêu to rewatch it. đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

chua cream is just cow mayonnaise. đã đăng cách đây 8 ngày

You're probably all surprised that I haven't just vanished again... in fact, here I am still derping around on here like old times. XD

How's everyone doing? I was playing LoL, but I've Mất tích three games in a row, one of which I played bad, two of which my team-mates weren't playing overly great. đã đăng cách đây 9 ngày

The heat was dreadful that I honestly wanted to di chuyển to Antarctica!

Also I finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was great! đã đăng cách đây 10 ngày

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I'm happy to be who I am xxxx hopefully bạn all are to.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 đã đăng cách đây 10 ngày

Thank bạn to all the people who have sacrificed their time to serve and protect this nation. I hope that everyone is having a Happy Memorial Day!~ 💖🇺🇸🙏 đã đăng cách đây 11 ngày

Alright, I'm done grilling sausages and burgers. Back to watching YouTube vids about simps and E-girls.

link đã đăng cách đây 11 ngày

Happy Memorial ngày God bless all those we have lost. May they always remain an important part of our memories and hearts. đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial ngày :) đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the thân cây is their problem. đã đăng cách đây 12 ngày

I don't normally do this but can bạn all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most gần đây số phiếu bầu page. đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

We're gonna watch a Disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a mũ lưỡi trai, cap and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! đã đăng cách đây 13 ngày

I have Oreos. đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles đã đăng cách đây 14 ngày

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
thêm commonly known as male prostitution đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my Những người bạn here, have a good life everyone stay safe. đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

Guys, let me give bạn some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
bạn need to dump her immediately đã đăng cách đây 15 ngày

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on hàng đầu, đầu trang of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and bạn aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do bạn have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The Minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And các bình luận that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron đã đăng cách đây 16 ngày

I'm a búp bê barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
bạn can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày

Another giờ hoặc so of posting ngẫu nhiên shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all bạn mofos tomorrow night! XD đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! đã đăng cách đây 17 ngày

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. đã đăng cách đây 18 ngày

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? đã đăng cách đây 18 ngày

ratatata XD đã đăng cách đây 19 ngày

bạn know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a đậu phụng, đậu phộng because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank bạn for coming to church đã đăng cách đây 19 ngày

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD đã đăng cách đây 20 ngày

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from ngẫu nhiên episodes. đã đăng cách đây 20 ngày

If bạn weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, bạn were born in the wrong generation đã đăng cách đây 21 ngày

What do bạn call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. đã đăng cách đây 21 ngày

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. đã đăng cách đây 21 ngày

bạn ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? đã đăng cách đây 21 ngày

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. đã đăng cách đây 22 ngày

xin chào guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. đã đăng cách đây 22 ngày

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are bạn doing ,hurry up and save us. đã đăng cách đây 22 ngày

When bạn have a crazy miserable childhood, bạn either grow up to be a serial killer hoặc bạn grow up to be a comedian đã đăng cách đây 23 ngày

This năm marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. đã đăng cách đây 23 ngày

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
bạn where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my tình yêu to Siegfried and his Family and Những người bạn too!!! đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

[insert famous quote] đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

https://i.imgur.com/waX3UnB.png

Holy shit, what have I done...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0OHdRFcJA đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in bởi making bánh xèo, bánh kếp for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? đã đăng cách đây 25 ngày

Gamer: The new N-word đã đăng cách đây 26 ngày

Hi, fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If bạn need a friend to talk to, bạn can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank bạn all for being great Những người bạn to me. I hope bạn have a wonderful ngày today, tomorrow and always. đã đăng cách đây 26 ngày

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your tình yêu and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 đã đăng cách đây 26 ngày

I give bạn all an ultimatum
bạn find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do bạn A): Kill yourself
hoặc B): Kill yourself fast đã đăng cách đây 26 ngày

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! đã đăng cách đây 27 ngày

I just released a few thêm chapters in my Wattpad story :)

link

But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with đã đưa ý kiến story, hoặc close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 đã đăng cách đây 27 ngày

Contrary to được ưa chuộng belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here đã đăng cách đây 27 ngày

What’s up peeps đã đăng cách đây 27 ngày

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... đã đăng cách đây 28 ngày

What do bạn think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would bạn be shitting yourself once bạn got past that advent horizon? đã đăng cách đây 28 ngày

Waddup I'm new đã đăng cách đây 29 ngày

When it comes to the king of yogurt, bạn either Gogurt hoặc bạn Gofuckyourself đã đăng cách đây 29 ngày

Happy friday bạn perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good đã đăng cách đây 29 ngày

Người dơi in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
Người dơi in 2016: Looks at Siêu nhân and says "Do bạn bleed? bạn will." đã đăng cách đây 29 ngày

Today I wrote on Random's tường and waited for ngẫu nhiên to write back to me, but ngẫu nhiên never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw đã đăng cách đây một tháng 1

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

https://youtu.be/Rlq_0cbI_RI đã đăng cách đây một tháng 1

The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. đã đăng cách đây một tháng 1