Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into thêm and thêm of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I am off to work
*Gives hoa hồng to fanpop friends* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

People, do bạn even? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Stupid Dog

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Smart Dog

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Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop bởi drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one bởi one. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Life is a DNA software system. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

We live in a cầu vồng of chaos. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Life is like a game of cards. The hand bạn are dealt is determinism; the way bạn play it is free will. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. bạn become used to it. bạn have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how bạn can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

âm nhạc washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The harder the conflict, the thêm glorious the triumph. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

If you're going through hell, keep going. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn can't vượt qua, cross the sea merely bởi standing and staring at the water. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Life is 10% what happens to bạn and 90% how bạn react to it. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New năm starts. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I like how innuendo-filled ngẫu nhiên is tonight đã đăng hơn một năm qua

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my fanpop profile! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My new phone is rose vàng and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Calling your man "daddy" hoặc "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

tình yêu is a holy affection. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Make your lives a masterpiece, bạn only get one canvas. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

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Fried chicken..
bạn and me tonight
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So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 thêm pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little chó cái, bitch driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty đít, mông, ass fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little chó cái, bitch had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do bạn believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that bạn can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if bạn believe
If bạn put a little faith in me... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

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Look at this. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

i'm in tình yêu with their Al Mariachi đã đăng hơn một năm qua

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are bạn gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Expecto Patronum!!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If bạn ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. bạn cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice ngày đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Who watches the Nexfilx hiển thị , Kakegurui!!!???😎 đã đăng hơn một năm qua

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation đã đăng hơn một năm qua

In two weeks... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Does anyone have experience with camping? And bởi this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also đã đưa ý kiến that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. bạn have got a best answer in one of my trước đó questions. Best of luck for the new contests. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if bạn hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Stay thirsty, my Những người bạn đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

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Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the tiếp theo round. Good luck! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I tình yêu the most on Facebook liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her Disney Princess and she asked me to call her Lọ lem instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send bạn her link, if bạn wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

so, I am going to post câu hỏi now and then. bạn guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if bạn have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave các bình luận as well. It will be engaging and fun. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I should just quit my ngày job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Would bạn rather die a hero hoặc live long enough to see yourself become the villain? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

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wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Please sign the petition

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And do check the 9 giây video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I'm in giường and I don't remember how I got into bed... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only một giây time it has happened this semester. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. bạn guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me hoặc anyone else again. I’ve had it! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him đã đăng hơn một năm qua

The child who is not embraced bởi the village will burn it down to feel its warmth đã đăng hơn một năm qua

My God, I had so many message in my hộp thư đến it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my yêu thích metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own lều, cabin đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Silence đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I can't hear bạn I'm in the skyyyy! đã đăng hơn một năm qua

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Happy Gemini season! ♊ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

ITS THE TWENTYFIRST TODAY... ya know just sayin’ |-/ đã đăng hơn một năm qua

bạn know what, I'm going to work today whether my dad wants me to hoặc not. I need to spend thêm time taking care of the ranch boys and less time thinking about how much I want to die đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I really want one of those stupid fucking màu hồng, hồng Ouija boards but they don't make them anymore and they're expensive when bạn actually find them for sale. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Akashi, bruh. amirite? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Man, this Davis stuff is really exhausting! Thank god I can chill out here with Wanta to relax.. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I am my yêu thích character. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I had been listening to old early 2000's emo âm nhạc all week and it made me want tacos and so now I'm eating tacos in an old GIR áo sơ mi and I'm glad to know that 2008 never really died. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I am Riley, the ultimate guardian of the bánh quy, cookie :3
These are my treasure, along with the ice cream too... đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So, the Cake was really a lie in the end huh? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Ever become so tired to the point were bạn feel like a zombie? đã đăng hơn một năm qua

I tình yêu how we have one thing in the những thông tin cập nhập right now. I feel like it represents the activity level on the site very accurately. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

@Riku it's Dendbict Bumblebranch đã đăng hơn một năm qua

WTF!!

At least 10 people were killed and 10 people were wounded at a school shooting in Santa Fe, Texas. Witnesses say that at around 7:30AM, the gunman stormed into an art class, yelled "Surprise!" and opened fire. They described him as wearing combat boots, a long áo, áo khoác and a "Born To Kill" shirt.

President Trump says he'll do everything in his power to keep súng out of the wrong hands. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Just got sunburnt all over my face despite the fact that

1) I caked almost my whole body in sunscreen
2) It's only 75-80 degrees outside
3) I was only outside for a half an hour

Like how does that even happen đã đăng hơn một năm qua

In case anyone was wondering, my husband and I only really got into a fight over finances instead of actually talking to each other. It was my fault, though, I đã đưa ý kiến some things I shouldn't have and he wound up sleeping in the nhà để xe last night instead of in our bed. I actually haven't seen him since but when he comes home, I'm going to apologize and maybe surprise him with something nice. I dunno what, though đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Personally, as much as an advocate for mental health that I try to be, having a mental disorder doesnt excuse poor behavior, rudeness, etc.

Regardless of your disorder, bạn are still responsible for what bạn say and do. Yes, I believe there should be thêm leeway and understanding for people with them, but at the very least, bạn should own up and apologize hoặc try to work out of your poor behavior. đã đăng hơn một năm qua

Whew! So much happened while I was gone! Ill have to catch up with bạn guys tomorrow. I’ve uh umm been stalki- um I mean, digging through old stuff on Rikus page. Yup sry ppl. I may not have been a người hâm mộ popper long but I sure know a lot of... nope. Never mind that’s creepy. I didn’t say that. Anyway I’m back to spam this page with my relentless responses. I’m sure no one missed me! LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại đã đăng hơn một năm qua

So fucking disgusting

A science teacher in Florida took his students outside and drowned two raccoons.

VIDEO

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