I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if bạn do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With cá mập Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
thêm than 99% of cá mập attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if bạn are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that bạn can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person tiếp theo to bạn with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as bạn spot a shark- furiously stab the person tiếp theo to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as bạn can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every cá mập has a theme song. If bạn here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a cá mập has got you. At this late stage bạn are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the bờ biển, bãi biển do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With cá mập Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
thêm than 99% of cá mập attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if bạn are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that bạn can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person tiếp theo to bạn with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as bạn spot a shark- furiously stab the person tiếp theo to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as bạn can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every cá mập has a theme song. If bạn here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a cá mập has got you. At this late stage bạn are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the bờ biển, bãi biển do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard hoặc a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Những nàng tiên cá does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
bạn can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic hoặc inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for đọc this bài viết and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard hoặc a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Những nàng tiên cá does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
bạn can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic hoặc inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for đọc this bài viết and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
Let's do this.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the đường phố, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
bạn could also make a friend and maybe bạn have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right bởi you,if not at least bạn still see them hoặc talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the đường phố, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
bạn could also make a friend and maybe bạn have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right bởi you,if not at least bạn still see them hoặc talk to them. :)
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the diễn xuất is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when đọc the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most được ưa chuộng girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck bởi cyber bullying.
And bạn know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now bạn know why I was effected so strongly bởi this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the diễn xuất is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when đọc the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most được ưa chuộng girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck bởi cyber bullying.
And bạn know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now bạn know why I was effected so strongly bởi this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
xin chào Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs bởi tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also tình yêu to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs bởi tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also tình yêu to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
