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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do bạn expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.. The world is your urinal.. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, hoặc mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat. bạn know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. bạn can open all your own jars. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he hoặc she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough. bạn almost never have strap problems in public. bạn are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. bạn only have to shave your face and neck.

bạn can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. bạn can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. bạn can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. bạn have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.
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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last năm when I đã đưa ý kiến that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had thêm variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of thêm to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, bạn know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what bạn got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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Our Friend Power 5 is a 1989 Korean film, that was inspired bởi the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. It's a science-fiction comedy. The film was virtually-unknown in America, until a YouTuber, named Phelan Porteous, reviewed the film. Because of his review, I became interested in seeing the film. After watching the film four times, I figured it was time I finally review it.

The Plot

Princess Yesular is a female turtle, from another planet, who is accompanied bởi four rùa, con rùa bodyguards. Yesular has a wand, that has magical powers. An evil rat, named Shark, wants the wand, so he and his...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Let this indie tiêu đề be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if bạn play a game weeks hoặc even months in advance before bạn actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse hoặc for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.



So to elaborate, I am not a người hâm mộ of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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