ngẫu nhiên Article: Why men never get despressed?

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posted by paloma97ppb

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do bạn expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.. The world is your urinal.. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, hoặc mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat. bạn know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. bạn can open all your own jars. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he hoặc she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough. bạn almost never have strap problems in public. bạn are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. bạn only have to shave your face and neck.

bạn can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. bạn can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. bạn can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. bạn have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

deathding, taytrain97 and 3 others like this

paloma97ppb Just saw it on a blog and on another spot and thought of posting it on here. :) [i]I do not own this.[/i]

Ale1152 Hey now, I'm a man but I'm depressed.

paloma97ppb ^ Aw I know. We all get depressed.

Ale1152 ^ Well, I've been depress for about 4 years now.

paloma97ppb ^ I'm sorry. I hope you get on soon. :)

yukikiyruu this is so true.....i am also depress today

darkkhorn19 My bipolarity is constantly making me change from depression to happiness, I should be happy, but something in me prevents it...

Shadowmarioking men and women both get depression, it matters on their current lifestyle and their past. Both genders are capable of getting depressed.

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50 Embarassing Truth hoặc Dare Questions!

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1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I tình yêu GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

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"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean bởi 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

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50 things to do while your bored at school

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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes bởi waving it and
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2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....