Men Are Just Happier People-- What do bạn expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.. The world is your urinal.. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, hoặc mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat. bạn know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. bạn can open all your own jars. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he hoặc she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough. bạn almost never have strap problems in public. bạn are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. bạn only have to shave your face and neck.

bạn can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. bạn can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. bạn can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. bạn have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.