Men Are Just Happier People-- What do bạn expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The nhà để xe is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Sô cô la is just another snack. bạn can be President. bạn can never be pregnant. bạn can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. bạn can wear NO áo sơ mi to a water park. Car mechanics tell bạn the truth.. The world is your urinal.. bạn don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, thêm pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, hoặc mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat. bạn know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. bạn can open all your own jars. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he hoặc she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough. bạn almost never have strap problems in public. bạn are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. bạn only have to shave your face and neck.
bạn can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. bạn can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. bạn can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. bạn have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 giây flat. bạn know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. bạn can open all your own jars. bạn get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he hoặc she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are thêm than enough. bạn almost never have strap problems in public. bạn are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. bạn only have to shave your face and neck.
bạn can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. bạn can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. bạn can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. bạn have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu nấm desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did bạn ever see a desu, Kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.
Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu nấm desu desu desu duck.
I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.
Did bạn ever see a desu, Kiss a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.
Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.
Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.
Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
Hey, I Was Watching That New hiển thị Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia bài viết About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old âm nhạc prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia bài viết about Victorious:
"The hiển thị follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, bạn Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia bài viết About A.N.T. Farm:
"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old âm nhạc prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."
Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia bài viết about Victorious:
"The hiển thị follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."
And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks
Anyone Get Me, bạn Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!