Two guys were picked up bởi the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the rùa, con rùa Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
