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Two guys were picked up bởi the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,

"How did bạn do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."


"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
Hello there, ngẫu nhiên people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present bạn my hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a tháng cách đây and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans hoặc Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses hoặc bosses in this list, I might make a separate danh sách for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught bạn how to respect people's opinions,...
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posted by luckyPink
xin chào guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with bạn guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of bạn might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the tìm kiếm bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist bạn "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom bạn will see settings. Go there and...
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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If bạn don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but bạn play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the đường phố, street my house was on was skirted bởi a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. bạn could run through...
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#11: Swarm

Swarm is a a former Nazi scientist, named Fritz Von Meyer. He became Swarm after mutant bees devoured him.

#10: The Beetle

There are three different Beetles to choose from. They are Abner Jenkins, Leila Davis, and Janice Lincoln.

#9: The Molten Man

Molten Man was once named Mark Raxton, a scientist for Oscorp. His body was altered in a chemical explosion, causing him to be a villain made of fire.

#8: Hydro Man

Hydro Man was once known as Morris Bench, a man who worked on a shipyard, until he was genetically altered bởi radiation.

#7: Dr.Spencer Smythe and the con nhện, nhện Slayers

Dr.Spencer Smythe...
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I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do bạn call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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I saw this elderly gentleman dining bởi himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his ngày bởi talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then Mất tích contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he đã đưa ý kiến he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...
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xin chào there Nintendo những người hâm mộ im making a new series based off Nintendos beloved characters from the super Mario series. If bạn are interested click on my thông tin các nhân for thêm information. If not then read on maybe bạn will get interested?

ENJOY :D made bởi one HUGE Nintendo người hâm mộ (SeeUV3 aka me)

màu hồng, hồng Yoshi (Main character)

Name: Marry-ann-Hato
Age: 13 1/2 (currently)
ngày of birth: ( 2000,july 7th)
personality : Clumsy,kind,a bit too nice sometimes,blunt ,happy ,lovable

Likes: singing, Dancing,Performing,Drawing
Dislikes: Math,Science,Geography

Power Type: electro porter (power of technology and...
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