Two guys were picked up bởi the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond di chuyển 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got trang chủ and found the wife preparing bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 thêm feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she các câu trả lời back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond di chuyển 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got trang chủ and found the wife preparing bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 thêm feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she các câu trả lời back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic một giây line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying bạn simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I tình yêu your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying bạn simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I tình yêu your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
