Two guys were picked up bởi the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,
"How did bạn do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," đã đưa ý kiến the judge. "And you, how did bạn do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did bạn manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small vòng tròn and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't người hâm mộ anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their thông tin các nhân and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave bạn hanging. I think my tiêu đề is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's đã đưa ý kiến that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way hoặc another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.