Shitpost

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Is there a moment we don't?

Oh, is that so?

Well, between bạn and me, I believe that the world is shaped like a rugby ball, the sun is green and way closer than expected and the other planets have ice cream trees and houses made of gingerbread.

When I cry "Excelsior", the world crawls to a halt and the endless trails of magical aura begin to shine like gleaming diamonds, all strewn across the lands of the free and the bold. If bạn ever witness such an effect, bạn will notice that it is multi-coloured like a cầu vồng and creates the most beautiful shining effect, ever known to Elvenkind.

Now, tell me something. For what purpose did bạn strive to explore the depths of the dark abyss? bạn should know the deepest, darkest secrets of that place and should've avoided it at all costs. Unfortunately for you, your soul has been tainted bởi dark energies.

Now, cough twice, wiggle your fingers and instant transmission your way back to whence bạn came, foul beast!

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Time to promote a stupid video that I did yesterday night:

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;) @lefty @jet