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I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^
Funniest joke gets 20 props
& 2nd funniest gets 10 các điểm thưởng
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mangamoo01 said:
A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of bạn can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as bạn slide down yell out one thing that bạn wish bạn had and bạn will land in the pool surrounded bởi what bạn wished for."
The first guy slides down and shouts: money!!
He lands into the pool, now filled with money.
The một giây slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!!
And bạn guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv.
Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. bạn can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....
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8theGreat said:
A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a drink is. The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."
o3o
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izfan9500 said:
Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
Because it fucking felt like it. Bl
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POPclogger216 said:
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The một giây one says "I'll have some water also, but why did bạn order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.
This is funny, and also true, if a pizza, bánh pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined bởi Pi*z*z*a.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Me: Keith come here!
Keith: I can't.
Me: and why not?
Keith: I can't "cum" on command.
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FlightofFantasy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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amzel said:
Ok tell me if you've heard this one before!
SO the con vịt, vịt walks into the bar and orders a drink.
Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the con vịt, vịt was going to pay for it.
And the con vịt, vịt said
Nothing he ran thee hell out of there.
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Draculaura10 said:
There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way.
bạn happy? -.-
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TotalDramaDoll6 said:
i have 2 jokes :)
y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD
a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD
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laura199627 said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
......xD
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teentop449 said:
Don't worry bạn know why? Just be hungry!
hoặc don't worry be hungry! LOL!
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seffro said:
How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(￣▽￣)/
No thêm than one hoặc they'll be screwing each other! X3
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