LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here bạn go! =P
A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An con voi is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, bạn have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, bởi taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If bạn try to hold back a sneeze, bạn can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head hoặc neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders thêm than death!
The strongest muscle bạn have is your tounge.
bạn can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
It is thêm likely to be killed bởi a champagne cork than being poisoned bởi a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The con voi is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, bạn have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
bạn breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
bạn spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A cá sấu can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's tim, trái tim is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
thêm than 50% of the world's population has never received hoặc made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one giờ increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did bạn know that 60% of all the times bạn wash your hands, bạn don't wash your right thumb?
bởi kissing bạn exchange thêm germs than if bạn lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here bạn go! =P
A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An con voi is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, bạn have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, bởi taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If bạn try to hold back a sneeze, bạn can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head hoặc neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders thêm than death!
The strongest muscle bạn have is your tounge.
bạn can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
It is thêm likely to be killed bởi a champagne cork than being poisoned bởi a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The con voi is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, bạn have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
bạn breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
bạn spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A cá sấu can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's tim, trái tim is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
thêm than 50% of the world's population has never received hoặc made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one giờ increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did bạn know that 60% of all the times bạn wash your hands, bạn don't wash your right thumb?
bởi kissing bạn exchange thêm germs than if bạn lick a clean toilet.
Go sledding.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A giáng sinh Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and đi văng pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday bạn haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend thêm time sleeping in one ngày than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone bạn haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make bữa tối, bữa ăn tối for someone bạn care about — whether bạn can cook hoặc not.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A giáng sinh Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and đi văng pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday bạn haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend thêm time sleeping in one ngày than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone bạn haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make bữa tối, bữa ăn tối for someone bạn care about — whether bạn can cook hoặc not.
