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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here bạn go! =P


A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An con voi is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, bạn have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, bởi taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If bạn try to hold back a sneeze, bạn can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head hoặc neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders thêm than death!
The strongest muscle bạn have is your tounge.
bạn can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
It is thêm likely to be killed bởi a champagne cork than being poisoned bởi a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The con voi is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, bạn have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
bạn breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
bạn spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A cá sấu can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's tim, trái tim is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
thêm than 50% of the world's population has never received hoặc made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one giờ increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did bạn know that 60% of all the times bạn wash your hands, bạn don't wash your right thumb?
bởi kissing bạn exchange thêm germs than if bạn lick a clean toilet.
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives bạn a hundred reasons to cry, hiển thị life that bạn have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who bạn are and say what bạn feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your tim, trái tim broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend hoặc maybe even fall in tình yêu with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and tình yêu like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless bạn are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need thêm ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to bình luận one? hoặc many if bạn have many. anyways thanks for đọc this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX


~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I đã đưa ý kiến starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky đã đưa ý kiến starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Những người bạn and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the tiếp theo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The một giây one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
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