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posted by kristine95
LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here bạn go! =P


A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An con voi is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, bạn have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, bởi taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If bạn try to hold back a sneeze, bạn can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head hoặc neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders thêm than death!
The strongest muscle bạn have is your tounge.
bạn can't kill yourself bởi holding your breath.
It is thêm likely to be killed bởi a champagne cork than being poisoned bởi a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The con voi is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, bạn have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
bạn breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
bạn spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A cá sấu can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's tim, trái tim is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
thêm than 50% of the world's population has never received hoặc made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one giờ increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did bạn know that 60% of all the times bạn wash your hands, bạn don't wash your right thumb?
bởi kissing bạn exchange thêm germs than if bạn lick a clean toilet.
posted by edwardcarlisle
Well, as the tiêu đề says, this is a danh sách of stupid các câu hỏi people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope bạn enjoy!

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- Why isn't there cat thực phẩm with chuột flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called bởi the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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posted by Bond_Of_Fury
Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a một phút hoặc two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are bạn doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the chuông, bell (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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OMFG I tình yêu this video. its so funny. i tình yêu sham-wow.
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