1. Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."
17. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors bạn are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip bao da, holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying thêm any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over bởi clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink đạn, hộp mực across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler ngẫu nhiên numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for ngẫu nhiên times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train tiếp theo Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly bạn can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five phút before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints bởi the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of trái cam, màu da cam traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ngẫu nhiên spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone bạn meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do bạn hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address bạn as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When giáng sinh caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Người dơi smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's chuột is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture bởi tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that bạn don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" hoặc the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your giáng sinh lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra ghế, chỗ ngồi for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a thi ca recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their các câu trả lời in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim bạn can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."
17. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors bạn are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip bao da, holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying thêm any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over bởi clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink đạn, hộp mực across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler ngẫu nhiên numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for ngẫu nhiên times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train tiếp theo Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly bạn can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five phút before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints bởi the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of trái cam, màu da cam traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ngẫu nhiên spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone bạn meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do bạn hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address bạn as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When giáng sinh caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Người dơi smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's chuột is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture bởi tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that bạn don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" hoặc the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your giáng sinh lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra ghế, chỗ ngồi for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a thi ca recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their các câu trả lời in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim bạn can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't người hâm mộ anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their thông tin các nhân and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to người hâm mộ someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a người hâm mộ of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my tiếp theo reason...
If bạn have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to người hâm mộ you.
However, if i can see that you're a người hâm mộ of 'Random' hoặc 'Harry Potter' hoặc 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will người hâm mộ bạn back.
On the other hand, if bạn are looking at this thinking that bạn haven't done any of these things, then feel free to người hâm mộ me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave bạn hanging. I think my tiêu đề is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's đã đưa ý kiến that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way hoặc another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)
Thanksgiving is my yêu thích holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, bạn get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla
Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(
