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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."

17. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors bạn are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip bao da, holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying thêm any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over bởi clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink đạn, hộp mực across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler ngẫu nhiên numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for ngẫu nhiên times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train tiếp theo Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly bạn can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five phút before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints bởi the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of trái cam, màu da cam traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ngẫu nhiên spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone bạn meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do bạn hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address bạn as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When giáng sinh caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Người dơi smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's chuột is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture bởi tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that bạn don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" hoặc the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your giáng sinh lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra ghế, chỗ ngồi for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a thi ca recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their các câu trả lời in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim bạn can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
posted by aldrine2016
Song tune: link

The V of Doom, indigo and blue,
It zooms in like a plane,
The S from Hell, like Satan's spell,
It looks like a bloodstream,

The VID stone mask, will make bạn gasp,
And you'll scream like a maniac,
Fabrica has a face that's black,
It's stare will make bạn very crack,
And bạn will surely fall on your back,
And it's eyes look like those of a cat, a cat, it's eyes look like those of a cat!

Klasky-Csupo's face is coco,
It's kinda like Spongebob's face,
DIC's Kid in giường is somewhat dread,
'Cause bạn get a creepy voice that said,
"DIC!" and it sounds just like a kid,
So bạn might as well run out your...
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 1) Fixing Teeth
1) Fixing Teeth
Number One-

Are bạn embarrassed of dental brace?

Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century


Number Two-

Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis


Number Three-

That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL

(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)


Number Four-

This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to hiển thị her face.

Number Five-

Before using anesthetics all bạn got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether


Number Six-

Back then it was an invalid cart


Number Seven-

Physical therapy looked totally different than now


Number Eight-

These cute em bé were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925


Number Nine-

"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
 2) Scoliosis Treatment
2) Scoliosis Treatment
 3) Mentally ILL people
3) Mentally ILL people
 4) Artificial Leg
4) Artificial Leg
 5) Performing surgery
5) Performing surgery
 6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
6) Wheel Chair of early 19th century
 7) Physical therapy
7) Physical therapy
 8) Winter Rickets treatment
8) Winter Rickets treatment
 9) Birthing chair
9) Birthing chair
posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits tiếp theo to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your Những người bạn make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped tiếp theo to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

Song: link

John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to di chuyển up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station bởi two...
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posted by twinklestar11
My yêu thích singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping hoặc listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was hát when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...
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Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my yêu thích is Tony Jay.

Tony chim giẻ cùi, jay did thêm than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Here it is! The first episode of rùa, con rùa Sandwich! Hope bạn enjoy viewing this as much as I enjoyed making it! It might not be as good as bạn were hoping, so feel free to provide criticism if bạn think it would improve the series.

And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
 Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
Summer Vacation is almost upon me.......
xin chào everybody, it's Deathding here once again, and I wanted to talk about an idea that I've had for quite a while now. The series will be called "*Insert tiêu đề Here*......In Laymen's Terms", which will basically be me reviewing anything bạn guys suggest, but in my usual comedic format.

This will not only let me find out about new things I didn't know about before, but hopefully provide some good analysis and kinda-sorta-not-really jokes along the way.

The most requested bình luận will be what I review, which will be either a movie, video-game, TV show, again, anything. I don't care if it's Gatorade,...
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(NOTE: This entire bài viết is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

Hey everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other ngày on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my thông tin các nhân really quick to see if I got a medal........
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 Let critics tham gia the competition! #FreeOurCritique
Let critics join the competition! #FreeOurCritique
So if bạn haven’t heard as of gần đây times, there’s a plan to revive the old classic event on fanpop called Fanpop’s Got Talent, hoặc FGT. This entire event if being organized bởi a great man bởi the tên người dùng of Kuro_Hyou666, and I highly recommend bạn support him. Because of this man, users from all around fanpop can compete in an ultimate contest to be the best in a certain category.

Here are the categories as of right now: Haiku, Fanfiction, Singing, Dancing, and Drawing/Digital Art.

…...But what’s in for the critics out there? What about reviews? What about hàng đầu, đầu trang 10’s hoặc Countdowns...
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added by AvatarAang97
Well, I have read many ‘Top10’ and ‘Top20’ các bài viết here. Most of them revolve around topics like ‘Best Actor’, ‘Most Handsome Men’, ‘Prettiest Celebrities’, ‘Best Movies’, ‘Best anime Characters’, ‘Catchiest Songs’ and so on. After today’s science class in school, I thought to make another ‘Top10’ article, but on a totally different topic – hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 ENDANGERED ANIMALS.
So, here’s my hàng đầu, đầu trang 10 động vật which are really awesome but unfortunately, are on the verge of being extinct.

#10. BLACK RHINOCEROS
I am not much fond of rhinos but this black one looks...
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added by shaneoohmac13
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard hoặc a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Những nàng tiên cá does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
bạn can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic hoặc inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for đọc this bài viết and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
 Let's do this.
Let's do this.
So my marvelous friend bởi the name of Kicksomebut23 just made an bài viết on this club about why arguments on the internet often lead to pointless and annoying scenarios, and I'm here to review it because she wanted me to.

Also, I'm sorry if I talk kind of weird because it's pretty difficult to commentate when someone's holding a dao, con dao to your throat.

Kicksomebut23: KEEP GOING...... >:)

Jared: YES MASTER! D':

So uh, here bạn go?

"Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs."

And our lefts, and our rights, and our diagonal up-lefts. XD

(I apologize for that.)

"Some people don't care for...
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>Introduction

Yes, often on the internet, we have our ups and downs. Some people don't care for arguing, some people like to argue, and some people try to avoid arguments. I do not like arguing because, I feel like it's not worth my time and unnecessary. In this discussion, I will interpret reasons why arguing on the internet is not good. I'm not trying to force anyone to stop arguing on the internet. This your decision,rather if bạn do right hoặc wrong.




1.Forcing hoặc Arguing About Opinions

What is the point of arguing hoặc forcing an opinion continuously? Opinions are just feelings that do not...
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