DOCTOR!!! ARE bạn SURE THIS WILL WORK???

Nope. Not a chance.

bạn have a 0.01% chance of surviving.

Oh! I want to be a surgeon when I grow up~!

*Back in character*

Yes, nurse. Let us begin...
*Puts on sunglasses*
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To hell if I know
Can charge thêm if it does~★

Nope, chances are it won't yet bạn let me do it anyways.

But why? bạn know it won't work, but bạn think believing and hoping it work will make it work, bạn know that is silly and impossible, yet bạn do it anyways, but why? because bạn have nothing left, you're dying and bạn know bạn are, bạn know nothing will save you, but bạn hope because it gives a good feeling inside. but why? because if bởi the impossible chances it does work, bạn can walk away alive knowing bạn saved you're self, and thinking teh doctor was lying, but why? because bạn have to much self pride to admit the doctor is right, and that warm feeling inside, that was bạn dying, bạn are now dead, but why? because bạn didn't believe, bạn thought it was silly, why did bạn believe in what i said? bạn know I was lying, yet bạn believed it anyways, but why? because you're confused, if you're dead how are bạn still đọc this? because bạn don't know if what i told bạn was all lies, hoặc the honest truth.



Ahh the power of confusion and manipulation.

Trust me it will work xD

I know it will work, bạn have to put all your trust in me...Oh who am I kidding *laughs hysterically* I'm no doctor, I'm an actor for a part in a play to be a doctor. YES! I got the part!!! Oh and bạn kid, wish bạn best of luck
*says under breath* she's/he's not gonna make it...well bye!!!!

*hasn't watched Doctor Who, makes ngôi sao Trek reference)

"Doctor, aren't bạn upset that they are doubting you?"

hoặc something like that.

Fuck yeeeeah.