what is the weirdest sentence u đã đưa ý kiến hoặc someone đã đưa ý kiến 2 u????

Here's a few
1. So Jesus dressed in drag and modeled for J.Lo. (me)
2. Hyper man is mine! (my friend Andrea, inside joke)
3. I have a crush on a snapping turtle. (me)
4.Nice drawing of Michael Jackson. (random kid, it wasn't Michael Jackson, it was my yêu thích actress, Kathryn Erbe)

This still is the number one weirdest not to mention the stupidest line

'Girl, I tình yêu your skin tone. Like a piece of perfectly fried chicken'

Another time was when I was walking down the đường phố, street one drunk stumbles passed me, turns around and says, "Are bạn wearing cones? I am!" I ran for my life.

Yeah....

"will u wash my frount tooth for me der" den he put his tooth infrount of me haha

"Wow, you're the most normal person here!"

The wierdest thing I've ever đã đưa ý kiến was "I like you." to some hopeful, hyper girl in my class who asked me if I liked her, please don't remind me of that nonsense, I don't know why I đã đưa ý kiến that.
The wierdest thing anyone has ever đã đưa ý kiến to me was "I tình yêu you." bởi a few guys, who apparently thought it was funny because I was a resentful, anti-social, friendless girl who read too much and stayed away from everyone.

Hmmm... I have a list!:

1. I'm not as ngẫu nhiên as I salad. (my friend)
2. You're a dead dog! (my other friend)
3. DEMENTED BATS FLY AWAY!!!! (me)
4. Can he get impaled bởi a narwhal? (another friend)
5. My daughter-in-law is also my daughter because she's married to my other daughter... wait, huh? (yet another friend, talking about her fake family)
6. Yes, I am the stupid cat, she is the damn rat, that's the perverted dog, she's the stubborn horse, we don't have a nickname for her, but she's tiger girl, she's the violent boar, rabbit's somewhere over there, and you're the screwed-up god! (me, explaining our Fruits Basket family to the friend who đã đưa ý kiến line #2)

An old friend đã đưa ý kiến to me "Take off your shirt!" don't worry. It's not as weird as it sounds

A ngẫu nhiên highschooler đã đưa ý kiến to me and my Những người bạn "Don't do school, and stay on drugs."

When I was in high school, some ngẫu nhiên lady walked up to me in a store and said, "I tình yêu your costume!" It wasn't Halloween...I always wear my make-up like that!