this just happened in china but something thêm far sinisiter is happening worldwide

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE bạn ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!

bạn can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!

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Chuck Norris Jokes

posted by cutiegirl01

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If bạn can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If bạn can't see Chuck Norris bạn may be only giây away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 25 ways to drive your roommate crazy!!!!!!!!

posted by karpach_14

hàng đầu, đầu trang 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time bạn wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say bạn don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

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79 things to do in an Elevator

posted by catgirl140

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your cặp, vali, cặp tài liệu hoặc handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the tường without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him hoặc her to call bạn Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

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A Story Which I Used a Fanfiction Generator to Create

posted by animemaykat101

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was giáng sinh Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute thuyền hanging on the giáng sinh cây and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at giáng sinh time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

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100 Ways to Order a pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press ngẫu nhiên numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Ways to Torture the pizza, bánh pizza, bánh pizza Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like bạn know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza, bánh pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

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My yêu thích Characters In A High School AU

posted by zanhar1

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean hoặc the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....

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Disappointment!

added by TheLefteris24

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A Tribute to My yêu thích Người dơi and Riddler

posted by mrcodegeass

Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of Người dơi as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which Người dơi actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out thêm than any other Người dơi actor

Adam West got to play Người dơi in a hiển thị that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of Người dơi to be memorable. Later on he got to voice Người dơi in hoạt hình which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as Người dơi are a memorable treat.

The other live action...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. thêm Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, chó cái, bitch mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

20 CINEMA SNOB trích dẫn

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist bạn have to believe every quote Hawking ever đã đưa ý kiến ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was đã đưa ý kiến that...

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Lyrics to "I tình yêu you" axwell ingrosso

posted by 1012jackson

I tình yêu you
Even though I don't like bạn right now
I want you
Even though bạn keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still tình yêu you
Even though I don't like bạn right now

I was tryna save us
But bạn got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I tình yêu it, I tình yêu it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say bạn need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and bạn don't remember half of
The whole...

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A Poem Entirely Composed of Song Lyrics

posted by deathding

(Songs and commentary will be listed after the poem. Enjoy!)

1-Welcome to your life,
2-Burning red and honestly.
3-How pure the darkness,
4-If bạn ignore the terminology.

5-Your toxic stare,
6-Up against the wall.
7-Now that you're gone forever,
8-You're just a know it all.

9-I used to roll the dice,
10-Like as not it's better so.
11-This is my curse,
12-I've many thêm miles to go.

13-I don't want to live another moment,
14-But can bạn see that I'm in real danger.
15-My legs are dangling off the edge,
16-Her eyes were eyes of a stranger.

17-So much for your promises,
18-The poison hoa comes uncurled.
19-Now...

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con vẹt and Cat

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has bạn reunite a zoophile with his yêu thích horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when bạn do the "right" thing, bạn often end up making people's lives worse. bạn give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with bạn to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who bạn helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the tiêu đề of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in thêm cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important câu hỏi of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A danh sách Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are bạn bored? Do bạn have the humor of a 10 năm old boy? Do bạn like âm nhạc that doesn't have a real point? Do bạn like âm nhạc that will make your grandma look at bạn with disappointment in her eyes!? If bạn answered yes to any of these các câu hỏi then here is a danh sách for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes âm nhạc about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John tim, trái tim - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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How To Be A Good Fanpoporian: Three Easy Steps

posted by TAIKAMODO

So, for those who are new hoặc others who may just be curious, my name is TAIKAMODO, in all huy hiệu because I LIKE YELLING, and this is how to be a good Fanpoporian!

STEP 1: Never Be Yourself, A Little Lie Goes A Long Way.

The whole point of the internet is to give bạn free reign to do whatever bạn want with no consequence. Sure, at trang chủ when bạn lied as a child mommy would pop bạn on the lip and send your new friend Kevin trang chủ early, but now both your Mommy and Kevin(R.I.P) are unable to stop you! Say you're a Brazilian model super hero spy agent actor sports ninja cowboy if bạn want, they can't...