[NS] - Harry Potter and Naruto in Already Over- [ Epic! ]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the tiếp theo thing that comes out of it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the bánh mì nướng to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks ngô and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a xe tang carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a...

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks bạn To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your bàn And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don t use any punctuation...

Today I interview my role play characters Ryuu and Hiru. Ryuu and Hiru are Foreign exchange students from two different states America who end up in the same school In Japan. Ryuu met Hiru when he bumped into her on his một giây ngày of school, Hiru was late for the first ngày of school bởi one day.

1. What is your yêu thích food?
Hiru: I don’t know, whatever they give me I guess
Ryuu: Japanese food, like pocky. :3

2. Why do bạn like Japan?
Hiru: People are a little better behaved there unlike those American Idiots.
Ryuu: Because Nhật Bản is awesome. :D

3. What is your opinion on the A-bombs dropped in Japan?...

"Everything You're Not"


I've been bruised and I've been broken
Can't believe that I have put up with all this pain
I've been used and I was choking on the promise
I would never fall again

I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words that had me trapped inside your misery
But now I know
The reason why I couldn't breathe

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door
'Cause bạn can't shut me out
And no I don't, I don't care what bạn say
'Cause all I really, all I really want
Is everything you're not

Never gonna break my tim, trái tim again
Everything you're not...