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Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person tiếp theo to bạn if they know how to tap into top-secret hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the xóa key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever bạn hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard bởi reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some thêm that I came up with too, hope bạn enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to tìm kiếm the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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This is How Miss Teen South Carolina các câu trả lời her thought-provoking question. Why do we give people like the tiêu đề of 'Miss USA'? I for one do not want her representing our country.....
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody đã đưa ý kiến it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
gấu trúc are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
Ok..i know some of us hoặc most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some Lời khuyên 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are bạn chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far thêm confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities bạn truly love. If bạn stay focused on those things, then the tiếp theo time bạn are asked to volunteer hoặc get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes bạn too far from what bạn are already...
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One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could bạn pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? đã đưa ý kiến the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made bạn laugh.

Here are 2 ngẫu nhiên facts:
They don't sell Smarties hoặc Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa đã đưa ý kiến sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause bạn realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are bạn gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad hoặc somthing?"
no bạn look beautiful dont ever think bạn are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher đã đưa ý kiến "Class bạn will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher đã đưa ý kiến "I want bạn to draw what ever bạn feel in your heart.What...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your cổ áo and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When bạn get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when bạn reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a thìa, cây dùi, spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...
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Nick Pitera - This guy is AMAZING! He is really hát this - if bạn don't believe me, here is his Youtube tên người dùng so bạn can see thêm video bởi him: goonieman86
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