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This is bởi far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic các câu hỏi being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some các câu trả lời that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can bạn send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi bờ biển, bãi biển on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was đọc the Wal-Mart bài viết and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the các bình luận section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read các câu hỏi aloud, thảo luận your các câu trả lời with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that bạn can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests bạn could try

1: Ask really stupid các câu hỏi like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so bạn can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them bạn know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask bạn for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as bạn can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by ilovepenguins
1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim bạn are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe bạn but DONT give up, see how far bạn can get ( WARNING, may result in bạn being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when bạn are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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Ghetto Names

Mostly được ưa chuộng with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming thêm common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us bởi our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men hoặc Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a ngẫu nhiên button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells bạn to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy chịu, gấu with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it thêm than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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from the movie "the meaning of life"
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all bạn twilight những người đang yêu who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's câu hỏi asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So bạn know i didn't include anything about the war between those who tình yêu and those who hate twilight hoặc anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the câu hỏi i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to ngày him, we were the perfect couple, until last năm after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class tiếp theo to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be nghề viết văn to pen pals from Luân Đôn England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today bạn are going to...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A cáo, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of thêm than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities đã đưa ý kiến Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's den and found a trove of giày dép down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," đã đưa ý kiến a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a chồn cái, vixen lấy trộm, đánh cắp them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When bạn sleep over never boss me around in giường unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If bạn don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” hoặc “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If bạn want sex, just ask. (In case bạn didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Once there was a black Yoshi named Bob. He was new to town and didn't have any friends. He was a kind and caring Yoshi who had the power to heal. He went to school and saw a group of Yoshis. Bob asked the other Yoshis if he could play with them. The other Yoshis laughed and scoffed at him. He didn't get angry. He just walked away with his head to the ground. Then suddenly, a human was very very sick. She was taken to the hospital. The doctors couldn't admit her. There was nothing they could do. "Yoshi", he said. It meant let me heal her. Then out of the blue, Bob laid his hand on her chest and there was a light shining. Then the human was cured!!! "Thank you", she said. "Yoshi". (Which means you're welcome). The other Yoshis saw what was going on and they apologized to Bob in Yoshi. He forgave them and then they played tag. Then no one ever teased Bob again. He had new Những người bạn and they lived happily ever after.
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long ngày of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill đã đưa ý kiến to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task bởi concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped hát and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in thêm 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut cỏ makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be thêm tiếp theo week.