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. Before đọc any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" bởi Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy hoặc overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw bánh mì nướng at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....

xin chào there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Lọ lem on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the tiếp theo best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t bạn even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...