1) I can't reach my license unless bạn hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, bạn must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?
6) I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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