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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps tiếp theo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy bạn another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This ngày is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police đã đưa ý kiến that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in giường with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, bạn hiển thị up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps tiếp theo to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy bạn another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This ngày is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police đã đưa ý kiến that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in giường with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, bạn hiển thị up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush
Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush
Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
I made this danh sách before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
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"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with chẻ, phân chia, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
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While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
