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I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" hoặc "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He đã đưa ý kiến "I'd like to have one too." Then I đã đưa ý kiến "But this is a dog". He đã đưa ý kiến he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He đã đưa ý kiến I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

who are looking for just the right bag to use day-to-day?Today we will give bạn some tips on how to choose. :)

Color:

Think about it. If this is a bag bạn are going to use every day, then bạn want it to match what bạn are wearing. hoặc maybe bạn don't care. And if not then go ahead and buy that bright trái cam, màu da cam bag! But if bạn do care, then think about getting a color that will go with everything like black, gray hoặc brown.

Material:

This depends on what bạn like. Leather is classic but hard to clean. Fabric gets dirty easily. Synthetic leather could be the easiest to clean, but is sometimes looks really...

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; bạn answer các câu hỏi such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; bạn get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can bạn get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are em bé ugly at first?
CANADA24; bạn try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; bạn take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


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