Girls I think are pretty

Type out the sentence bạn end up in comments:

Pick the tháng bạn were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the ngày (number) bạn were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he đã đưa ý kiến "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just tình yêu alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and mô tả and he put the man inside and đã đưa ý kiến "see bạn in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the một giây man he asked the same câu hỏi and the man replied "oh man I just tình yêu to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? vòi hoa sen 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong hoặc hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I tình yêu yous hoặc calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells ngẫu nhiên girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king hoặc fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...