-when bạn ask someone for something and they try to annoy bạn because they have it and bạn don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give bạn work bạn have to do at trang chủ and bạn have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Những người bạn call saying they'll come over and never hiển thị up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own trang chủ and being controlled bởi your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if bạn make one "dirty" hoặc "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at trang chủ with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in tình yêu for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really tình yêu him, but I think that he really does tình yêu me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL bạn MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a ngẫu nhiên book I was nghề viết văn about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and đã đưa ý kiến I could write a book hoặc something. This is the first chapter, so I'd tình yêu it if bạn could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things bạn liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether hoặc not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, một giây of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's xe đẩy, giỏ hàng
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When bạn are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When bạn are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When bạn are dating..... He takes bạn out to have a good time.
When bạn are married ....He brings trang chủ a 6 pack, and says "What are bạn going to drink?"

When bạn are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When bạn are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When bạn are dating..... A Single giường for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When bạn are married ....A King size giường feels like an army cot.

When bạn are dating..... bạn are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some ngẫu nhiên bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My yêu thích holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My yêu thích actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My yêu thích actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been nghề viết văn regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with nghề viết văn romantic stories.

* I'm not a người hâm mộ of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My yêu thích film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie tiêu đề made bởi fighting game những người hâm mộ for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....

So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal yêu thích episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be được trao here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope bạn all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The...

#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. bạn really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him thêm in phim chiếu rạp like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....

I hear Trump is president now.. No wonder comedy centre was roasting him.. So.. The one thing I learned from the Roast is that if your looking for a Donald Trump joke.. Pick one of these

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Snoop Dogg: Now he's talking about running for President. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he kicked a black family out of their house.


Seth MacFarlane: bởi the way, Donald, it's pronounced "huge," not "eyuge". Also, it's pronounced "I am fucking delusional," not "I am running for President."


Jeffrey Ross: And now you’re going to run for...

This bài viết is about honoring Clay Martin Croker, better known as C. Martin Croker.

In 2016 the very talented C. Martin Croker died. Most people don't know who he is so here's a summary of his impressive career:

In the 1990's C. Martin Croker started his t.v. career on không gian Ghost Coast to Coast. C. Martin Croker was 1 of the animators. He's 1 of the show's 2 main voice actors. The hiển thị had 3 main characters: không gian Ghost, Zorak, and Molar. George Lowe voiced không gian Ghost and C. Martin Croker voiced Zorak and Moltar. C. Martin Croker also voiced Zorak in Cartoon Planet and The Brak Show.

In the...

Over decades and decades and decades...and thêm decades, literature has produced so many kinds of villains, I thought I'd pick out a few types I commonly see and explain them. Some of these kind of go hand in hand. "Yo zanhar, there's a site called TV Tropes for this!" Shhhh, it's okay Imma type anyways just to defy you. (Am I a villain yet?)

The Pure Evil

As implied these guys are the ones who are evil through and through. No sympathetic background, no redeeming qualities, hell this person hoặc being doesn't even think he/she is doing the right thing. In fact depending on the villain, he/she knows...

Chapter 2

it was the tiếp theo day. Flippy decided to go to the bookstore. What harm could he do there? all they had there were books. As he was walking there he noticed that people weren't staring at him hoặc diễn xuất nervous. He even walked strait bởi a cop and they did nothing. Everybody had already forgotten. When Flippy entered the bookstore he was thankful at how peaceful it was. Nothing to flip him out. Flippy sighed with relief and sat down. He looked around and noticed much thêm people there. Sniffles was đọc a book about science right tiếp theo to him and cây dạ yên thảo, petunia was đọc about gardening....

Legacy of flippy

It was late at night, Flippy and the other cây Những người bạn were at a party thrown bởi Disco Bear. Disco chịu, gấu was trying to impress girls, and like always he was failing miserably. Nutty was eating all the sweets. Everything was going well until Mime started hiển thị off with the balloons. He was trying to make tons of things with tons of balloons and they all popped, making a huge noise which sounded like a gunshot which made Flippy go insane. He dropped to the floor and stood back up with yellow eyes. At first, nobody seemed worried. Then Flippy pulled out his dao, con dao and ambushed...