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posted by Canada24

Sense we all tình yêu the movies, and I was được trao the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique danh sách for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..

#6: HE CAN'T DIE:

Some of his thêm serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic bức ảnh of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..

#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and bạn can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter bởi istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to write a good villain

posted by Mauserfan1910

Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of bạn may be surprised that I’m an tác giả since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and...

Six Shooters

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side bởi side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now bạn understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look phía trước, chuyển tiếp to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got chẻ, phân chia, split into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...

I put trích dẫn from TEAMFOUSTAR's Dragon Ball Z

posted by Canada24

ABRIDGED FRIEZA:

#1:

Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)

Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are bạn doing now?

Goku: … Stretching.

Frieza: In the middle of our fight?

Goku: …… Yes.

(from distance)

Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.

Krillin: Wait a second.

Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?

Goku: (thinking) Oh no.

Piccolo: Would bạn stop screaming.

Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL...

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A ngày In The Life Of A fanpop User

posted by deathding

xin chào everyone....It's AnimuLuvr21, and I'm a bit shy. >___>

So I found this site called Fanpop....Uh, and I'm gonna hiển thị bạn guys my experience with the site and give it a grade at the end. I hope bạn guys like me....Sorry I'm so coy. :(

So let's make an account first, okay? :)

Alright, we're online now. Yahoo! ^_^

So first things first, let's go to the anime club and see what's going on. :)

Aw, why is that kid being so mean? :( Oh well....

Hey, apparently there's some anime polls, let's answer a few! :) This one's asking me how many anime I've watched, hmm....I can't quite remember,...

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Roulette ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Bet the black comes in red, crimes of passion rule my head
I need you, bạn want him, dressed to kill we live in sin

I know the game bạn play, I know it well
You just keep on playing when all the bets are down

Roulette you're going round in a spin
Caught up in a game bạn can't win
Roulette, you're just a fantasy
It's everything that bạn want it to be

Play the numbers one bởi one, ngọn lửa, chữa cháy the shot the damage is done
Restless những người đang yêu pay the price, cheating hearts don't think twice

When bạn make the rules no one can slow bạn down
You just keep ‘em waiting when you're on the prowl

Roulette you're going round...

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TABLOID JUNKIE

posted by E-Scope90

Speculate to break the one bạn hate
Circulate the lie bạn confiscate
Assassinate and mutilate
As the hounding media in hysteria
Who’s the tiếp theo for bạn to resurrect
JFK exposed the CIA
Truth be told the grassy knoll
As the blackmail story in all your glory
It’s slander
You say it’s not a sword
But with your pen bạn torture men
You’d crucify the Lord
And bạn don’t have to read it, read it
And bạn don’t have to eat it, eat it
To buy it is to feed it, feed it
So why do we keep foolin’ ourselves

Just because bạn read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don’t make it factual
Though everybody...

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Dairy of a mii (wii)

posted by ultimatefredde

I write this last words to reflect my existence. For someone to do something against this evil evil being who is called The Hand.

It's hard to explain my existence, especially since the beginning of it, because suddenly appeared. Do not ask me how, but appeared. The first time I opened my eyes they hurt. It was great light that dazzles me, light that sooner hoặc later I would get used to. I could not move. His feet were glued to a platform. I myself was stuck against a background invisible, as if it were in two dimensions. It was sheer torture, I had a terrible fear, but had not yet begun the...

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Perfect Eyesight

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every ngày since his retirement 25 years ago. One ngày he arrives trang chủ looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't bạn take my brother with bạn and give it one thêm try."

"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the tiếp theo ngày Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty lung lay, swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did bạn see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Arthur.

"I don't remember."

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being Mất tích in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a vòi hoa sen to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the vòi hoa sen feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew bữa tối, bữa ăn tối was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for bữa tối, bữa ăn tối too. She was...

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10 thêm JOKES THAT WILL SURELY MAKE bạn LAUGH

posted by poulamikundu

Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting tiếp theo to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. bạn oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give bạn a nice ghế, chỗ ngồi in the first-class carriage — and a banana...

Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 1-Train: Drive By.

posted by deathding

(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, hoặc even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Những người bạn that bạn talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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10 fun things to do when bạn get bored

posted by shadow378

1: watch an anime series bạn think will be cool

2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah

3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.

4:run around for no absolute reason

5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on

6: read a book

7:go to the store and freak people out until bạn get kicked out

8: be completely ngẫu nhiên to the people around you.

9:listen to artists bạn hate a lot and make fun of them

10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy bờ biển for no complete reason

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52 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER!!

posted by mercedes_xoxoxo

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as bạn walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at bạn for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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500 Ways to Annoy your Roommate

posted by Mallory101

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with bia and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. di chuyển your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

xin chào this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Người vận chuyển knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

link

Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason đã đưa ý kiến hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason đã đưa ý kiến letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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How to Survive a Horror Movie

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether hoặc not bạn are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* bạn are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* bạn are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* bạn are, most likely, an idiot.
* bạn have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five phút hoặc so. Memorize...