i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your giường rock!
Is your dad a thief hoặc something? Because someone lấy trộm, đánh cắp the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy bạn a drink – hoặc would bạn just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? hoặc do bạn need thêm to drink?
bạn must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
bạn know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T áo sơ mi in brail?
Do bạn have a map? Because I keep getting Mất tích in your eyes.
bạn know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Mất tích one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do bạn believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess bạn know what I’m here after.
Do bạn have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby bạn must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are bạn an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar chịu, gấu weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk bạn out of it?
bạn know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when bạn have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If bạn were a new sandwich, bánh sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And thêm funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but bạn must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
bạn might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured bạn would be too.
I would say God bless bạn but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my thư viện card, because I’m checking bạn out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed bạn home, would bạn keep me?
If I told bạn bạn had a gorgeous body, would bạn hold it against me?
bạn look like my một giây wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when bạn fell from heaven?
Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first site, hoặc should I walk past bạn again?
If bạn were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Mất tích my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do bạn like bananas hoặc blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
xin chào baby. hoa hồng are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when bạn have a weak heart.
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your giường rock!
Is your dad a thief hoặc something? Because someone lấy trộm, đánh cắp the stars and put them into your eyes!
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy bạn a drink – hoặc would bạn just prefer the five bucks?
I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Am I cute enough yet? hoặc do bạn need thêm to drink?
bạn must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
bạn know what would look great on you? Me.
Can I read your T áo sơ mi in brail?
Do bạn have a map? Because I keep getting Mất tích in your eyes.
bạn know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I think I need to call heaven because they’ve Mất tích one of their angels.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
Do bạn believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess bạn know what I’m here after.
Do bạn have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.
Baby bạn must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!
Are bạn an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
How much does a polar chịu, gấu weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?
I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk bạn out of it?
bạn know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when bạn have a weak heart.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
If bạn were a new sandwich, bánh sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
Can I even get a fake number?
You’ll do.
And thêm funny pick up lines:
Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but bạn must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.
bạn might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured bạn would be too.
I would say God bless bạn but it looks like he already did.
It’s a good thing I have my thư viện card, because I’m checking bạn out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
If I followed bạn home, would bạn keep me?
If I told bạn bạn had a gorgeous body, would bạn hold it against me?
bạn look like my một giây wife! And I’ve only been married once!
Did it hurt when bạn fell from heaven?
Do bạn believe in tình yêu at first site, hoặc should I walk past bạn again?
If bạn were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I Mất tích my number, can I have yours?
Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do bạn like bananas hoặc blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
xin chào baby. hoa hồng are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when bạn have a weak heart.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The tiếp theo ngày Holmes got a note on his door that read '? Crimson. He broke your window.'
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes câu hỏi about the incident?
Here is what bạn are going to need to make the pie:
* 1 sm. pkg. chanh Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple nước ép, nước trái cây
First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.
Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add chanh Jello.
Then, cool in a pan of water hoặc ice (about 1 hour).
Put evaporated sữa in the largest máy trộn bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in máy trộn until stiff peaks form.
Now bạn are half way there.
tiếp theo add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.
Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).
Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.
Yum!
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