I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent
Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary
People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. bạn ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?
Wants to know...If súng kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
Everyone's entitled to be stupid but bạn are abusing the privilege
Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song
I mean Come on, really who took my crayons??
I'm not a stalker I'm just curious... bởi the way your out of sữa
Wonders why they tell bạn to smile for your drivers license... You're not going to be smiling when a cop pulls bạn over
Going to sue Red bò đực, con bò, bull for false advertisement and medical bills. They looked at me funny when I explained that I should have had wings when I jumped..
The wrapper on the toilet paper roll read "100% recycled". Really stop and think about that.
Of course I'll try to see things from your point of view, as soon as bạn pull your head out of your ass.
"Strap-on" is "no-parts" spelled backwards. Coincidence?
Dares bạn to press ALT + F4
Knows that the cỏ is always greener, when it's rolled up in a paper
Is wondering if bạn choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I am going to Consumer Affairs. I bought a packet of M&M;'s and it was full of W's
I thought of bạn today. I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.
So sorry I missed you, I ran out of bullets.
