25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If bạn don't straighten up, I'm going to knock bạn into the middle of tiếp theo week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I đã đưa ý kiến so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me thêm LOGIC .


"If bạn fall out of that lung lay, swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure bạn wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY


"Keep crying, and I'll give bạn something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .


"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION ISM.


"Will bạn look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.


"You'll sit there until all that rau bina is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .


"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.


"If I told bạn once, I've told bạn a million times.

Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the vòng tròn OF LIFE.


"I brought bạn into this world, and I can take bạn out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.


"Stop diễn xuất like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.


"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like bạn do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.


"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .


"You are going to get it when bạn get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.


"If bạn don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.


"Put your sweater on; don't bạn think I know when bạn are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.


"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If bạn don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.


"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.


"Shut that door behind you.. Do bạn think bạn were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM .


"When bạn get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One ngày you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."