LOLs!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did bạn get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been được trao your share !
HE: Will bạn come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make bạn very happy
SHE: Why? Are bạn leaving?
HE: What would bạn say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't bạn already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do bạn think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have bạn been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down .
HE: So, what do bạn do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did bạn get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been được trao your share !
HE: Will bạn come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make bạn very happy
SHE: Why? Are bạn leaving?
HE: What would bạn say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't bạn already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do bạn think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have bạn been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down .
HE: So, what do bạn do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
Are bạn embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to hiển thị her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all bạn got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute em bé were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn
I have almost EVERY Eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard hoặc a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Những nàng tiên cá does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
bạn can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic hoặc inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for đọc this bài viết and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard hoặc a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako Những nàng tiên cá does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
bạn can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic hoặc inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for đọc this bài viết and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the đường phố, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
bạn could also make a friend and maybe bạn have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right bởi you,if not at least bạn still see them hoặc talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the đường phố, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
bạn could also make a friend and maybe bạn have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right bởi you,if not at least bạn still see them hoặc talk to them. :)