Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing bạn have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at bạn and puked. :p
What turns bạn on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck bạn :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel bạn from the inside
3-Are bạn tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns bạn On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your áo sơ mi i find bạn rather perky.\
5-Where wud bạn like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the phim chiếu rạp then we can watch ngẫu nhiên people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy bạn some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give bạn a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida đã đưa ý kiến it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do bạn think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing bạn have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at bạn and puked. :p
What turns bạn on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck bạn :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel bạn from the inside
3-Are bạn tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns bạn On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your áo sơ mi i find bạn rather perky.\
5-Where wud bạn like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the phim chiếu rạp then we can watch ngẫu nhiên people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy bạn some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give bạn a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida đã đưa ý kiến it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do bạn think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written bởi XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.
Dad comes trang chủ drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat tiếp theo to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of bạn won't re-post this.
bạn never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If bạn deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny bạn in front of his Father.
Dad comes trang chủ drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.
The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.
The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.
She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.
Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat tiếp theo to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.
Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.
64 percent of bạn won't re-post this.
bạn never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If bạn deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny bạn in front of his Father.
This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed bởi this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved bởi the twisted turns of the darkness. động vật will be turned thêm scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let ngọn lửa, chữa cháy and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot Kỳ lân will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and tham gia me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)
