Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing bạn have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at bạn and puked. :p
What turns bạn on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck bạn :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel bạn from the inside
3-Are bạn tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns bạn On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your áo sơ mi i find bạn rather perky.\
5-Where wud bạn like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the phim chiếu rạp then we can watch ngẫu nhiên people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy bạn some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give bạn a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida đã đưa ý kiến it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do bạn think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing bạn have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at bạn and puked. :p
What turns bạn on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?
Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x
Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf
hmmmmmm.....
đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)
Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!
Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?
I wana..?
L-Fuck bạn :)
M-TOUCH YOU
But..Y?
L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?
PICKUP LINES :)
1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel bạn from the inside
3-Are bạn tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns bạn On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your áo sơ mi i find bạn rather perky.\
5-Where wud bạn like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the phim chiếu rạp then we can watch ngẫu nhiên people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy bạn some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give bạn a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida đã đưa ý kiến it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do bạn think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations:
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking hoa from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If bạn can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác and sell antiques."
P.S. bạn can tell thêm in your comments.
1.ADVERTISING SIGN:
A sign infront of an advertising agency in south super highway,"Rome wasn't build in a day.If it was,we would have hired the contractor."
2.VALENTINE CARDS:
"Now available in multi-packs."
3.IN A RESTAURANT:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
4.IN A CEMETERY:
"People are prohibited from picking hoa from any but their own graves."
5.ON A ROLLER COASTER:
"Watch your heads."
6.ON THE GROUNDS OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL:
"No trespassing without permission."
7.ON A TENNESSEE HIGHWAY:
"When this sign is underwater,this road is impossible to pass."
8.IN FRONT OF NEW CAR-WASH:
"If bạn can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
9.IN FRONT OF USED CARS :
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, come here first."
10.OUTSIDE A COUNTRY SHOP:
"We buy thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác and sell antiques."
P.S. bạn can tell thêm in your comments.
Ten doesn't quite cut it for me; so here are five thêm places that would be lovely to visit.
Greece
Greece is another country I discovered bởi searching up its beaches. Greece is trang chủ to a màu hồng, hồng sand bờ biển, bãi biển and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued bởi the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If bạn don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantaisie novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps bạn are...
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Greece
Greece is another country I discovered bởi searching up its beaches. Greece is trang chủ to a màu hồng, hồng sand bờ biển, bãi biển and I have always wanted to go to one of those. I was also very intrigued bởi the beauty of Navagio beach.With it's alluring cliff and white sand.
If bạn don't fancy a trip to the beach, Meteora seems like a fascinating place to try instead. It's basically a landscape straight out of fantaisie novels--with monasteries resting upon natural (and humongous) rock pillars.
Perhaps bạn are...
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