41 ways to annoy your parents
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.
7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask bạn what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping hoặc running into something. Look at the ground and whenever bạn see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as bạn can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an giờ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When bạn vòi hoa sen hoặc bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when bạn laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When bạn fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything bạn see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few phút then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and vượt qua, cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let bạn buy what bạn want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim bạn have been abducted bởi aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask bạn to call someone, stay where bạn are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I tình yêu bạn Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take bạn to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bàn chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid bạn see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring trang chủ the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want bạn to see. Like a drop out hoặc a goth hoặc something. Tell them he/she's bạn new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out trái xoài, xoài everywhere bạn go
1. Follow them everywhere.
2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.
3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.
4. Talk to a pen constantly.
5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.
6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.
7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask bạn what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."
8. Run into walls.
9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping hoặc running into something. Look at the ground and whenever bạn see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"
10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as bạn can.
11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an giờ and a half, grunting your ABC's.
12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.
13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.
14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.
15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)
17. When bạn vòi hoa sen hoặc bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"
18. Snort loudly when bạn laugh and laugh harder.
19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"
20. Try to climb the wall.
21. Say everything backwards.
22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"
23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"
24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When bạn fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"
25. Try to swim in the floor.
26. Pretend to be a phone.
27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."
28. In a supermarket, point at everything bạn see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"
29. Switch the light button on and off for a few phút then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"
30. Tap on their door all night.
31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and vượt qua, cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let bạn buy what bạn want to have.
32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
33. Claim bạn have been abducted bởi aliens before and tell all their friends.
34. When they ask bạn to call someone, stay where bạn are and yell their name.
35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I tình yêu bạn Mommy/Daddy"
36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".
37. If they ever take bạn to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bàn chair.
38. Knock over every container of liquid bạn see "accidentally".
39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.
40. Bring trang chủ the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want bạn to see. Like a drop out hoặc a goth hoặc something. Tell them he/she's bạn new boyfriend/girlfriend.
41.Yell out trái xoài, xoài everywhere bạn go
I've been meaning to do this for a while. This is a countdown, meaning that number one is the best. Also, this is just my personal opinion so keep your rude các bình luận to yourself. I hope bạn like it and please tell me what bạn think.
10. Gilda Radner. A talented lady.
9. Maia Morgenstern. Mother of Jesus in Passion of the Christ.
8. Robert Shaw. Ole Quint.
7. Divine. Love him or hate him, you've got to admire his guts.
6. Natalie Wood. Soooo pretty! I've got a crush on her.
5. Lionel Barrymore. A wonderful actor.
4. Sharon Tate. What a woman! My ultimate girl crush.
3. Fred Rogers. Big part of my childhood.
2. G.W. Bailey. Aww, love this guy!
1. Sal Mineo. Oh my gosh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE this man! The first time I saw him was on ‘Escape from the Planet of the Apes’. I’ve been in love with him for many years. He's the stuff dreams are made of.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no Những người bạn hoặc anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one ngày he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they đã đưa ý kiến goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The tiếp theo ngày Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset hoặc lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh xạ hương, húng tây of Brumble haz cume.
xin chào it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
To hiển thị that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do bạn make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do bạn call a giant, clumsy, atomic cá đuối, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying trái cam, màu da cam become so popular?
Because trái cam, màu da cam is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the âm nhạc was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If bạn are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
