1. bạn can do whatever bạn damn well please.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. bạn can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. bạn can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. bạn don't having to think about birth control, calendars hoặc ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. bạn can go out and flirt as much as your tim, trái tim desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. bạn can have male Những người bạn without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. bạn can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. bạn don't have to wear thong panties unless bạn want to wear them.
14. bạn can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. bạn don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that bạn want.
17. bạn can spend as much time as bạn want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting bạn on a tiny pedestal that bạn can fall off of at any moment, unless bạn are focusing on your balance all ngày long.
19. bạn don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the sữa carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. bạn are free at a party hoặc bar to talk to who bạn please, and bạn don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. bạn can buy what bạn want at the grocery store. So what if bạn want to have mì ống ý, spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. bạn can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No thêm checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes hoặc no to an invitation. bạn can accept on the spot.
28. bạn don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. bạn can fill the fridge with fresh trái cây and veggies, bottled water, one-percent sữa and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bia and Velveeta."
30. No thêm Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal hoặc Jackie Chan. bạn are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a ngày if bạn want.
31. bạn no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. bạn can be happy with who bạn are, not who he wants bạn to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If bạn are depressed hoặc mad at the world for a few minutes, bạn don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. bạn can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, hoặc whatever) without being asked, 'What do bạn need that for?'
36. bạn can eat garlic hoặc onions without a một giây thought about breath mints.
37. bạn don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when bạn spend the ngày at the bờ biển, bãi biển checking out the lifeguards.
39. bạn can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. bạn can go to giường in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If bạn tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until bạn mess it up again!
43. bạn can spend your paycheck on what bạn want.
44. Your Những người bạn can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I tham gia in?' các bình luận are made.
45. bạn don't have to worry if he will hoặc won't call.
46. No thêm arguments about things bạn can't explain.
47. bạn can have a clean bathroom with the toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi where bạn want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when bạn go out on those first dates, but they take bạn out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, bạn can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.
3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?
4. bạn can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.
5. bạn can slump around the house in any old thing.
6. bạn don't having to think about birth control, calendars hoặc ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.
7. bạn can go out and flirt as much as your tim, trái tim desires, without a worry in the world.
8. The toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi issue -- need I say more?
9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to be very generous.
10. bạn can have male Những người bạn without having to defend yourself and explain that nothing else is going on.
11. bạn can finally see all the good video -- the romantic, cheesy films. (Get some ideas girly video in our Chick Flicks area.)
12. No one grossing out over Tampax wrappers being anywhere in the house.
13. bạn don't have to wear thong panties unless bạn want to wear them.
14. bạn can have sexual gratification at any time, not just when the sports games are over.
15. bạn don't have to deal with anyone's grumpy, moody personalities.
16.You can get the juice/cheese/toilet paper/videos/CDs/take-out that bạn want.
17. bạn can spend as much time as bạn want with your family and nobody's lip will drag the ground
18. There is no one putting bạn on a tiny pedestal that bạn can fall off of at any moment, unless bạn are focusing on your balance all ngày long.
19. bạn don't have to stroke the fragile male ego, and other things.
20. No needless exposure to foulness, burping, gas and so on.
21. Never worry if the sữa carton had been directly drunken out of.
22. bạn are free at a party hoặc bar to talk to who bạn please, and bạn don't always have to turn to and say 'Hon, let's go over and talk to so and so.
23. "You can watch Oprah, Rosie, figure skating, and cooking/decorating shows without having to defend yourself.
24. bạn can buy what bạn want at the grocery store. So what if bạn want to have mì ống ý, spaghetti four nights in a row?
25. bạn can talk to your girlfriends for hours on the phone without getting dirty, exasperated looks.
26. No 'buddies' coming over for 'a couple of beers' then staying and commenting on Pamela Anderson all night (like any of them have a chance).
27. No thêm checking with someone to see if 'it's okay' to tell someone yes hoặc no to an invitation. bạn can accept on the spot.
28. bạn don't have to do laundry because he has no clean socks.
29. bạn can fill the fridge with fresh trái cây and veggies, bottled water, one-percent sữa and applesauce instead of cold cuts, bia and Velveeta."
30. No thêm Cinemax, American Flyers, Steven Seagal hoặc Jackie Chan. bạn are free to watch Emeril and Ming Tsai three times a ngày if bạn want.
31. bạn no longer have to reassure him that he does indeed look like Bruce Willis.
32. bạn can be happy with who bạn are, not who he wants bạn to be."
33. Your dryer is no longer a fifth dresser drawer.
34. If bạn are depressed hoặc mad at the world for a few minutes, bạn don't have to worry about having your 'outlook on life' analyzed.
35. bạn can buy something for yourself (a new dress, CD, shoes, hoặc whatever) without being asked, 'What do bạn need that for?'
36. bạn can eat garlic hoặc onions without a một giây thought about breath mints.
37. bạn don't have to give yourself lame excuses for not devoting time to yourself.
38. No one is going to get insulted when bạn spend the ngày at the bờ biển, bãi biển checking out the lifeguards.
39. bạn can have eight hours of undisturbed sleep with the covers all to yourself.
40. bạn can go to giường in flannel and plaid rather than Frederick's and Victoria
41. The TV Guide crossword puzzle is YOURS, ALL YOURS.
42. If bạn tidy up your apartment, it will STAY neat until bạn mess it up again!
43. bạn can spend your paycheck on what bạn want.
44. Your Những người bạn can sleep over and no sleazy 'Can I tham gia in?' các bình luận are made.
45. bạn don't have to worry if he will hoặc won't call.
46. No thêm arguments about things bạn can't explain.
47. bạn can have a clean bathroom with the toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi where bạn want it.
48. Not only are your dinners free when bạn go out on those first dates, but they take bạn out to nice places.
49. No snoring!"
50. The best reason for being single is: Vibrators don't talk back, bạn can turn them off and on, and they don't stop until they are through serving their purpose.
