Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless bạn are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. chó are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon hoặc the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything bạn wear is fine. Really.
13. bạn have enough clothes.
14. bạn have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if bạn must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what bạn want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what ngày it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is thêm difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes bạn think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we đã đưa ý kiến 6 hoặc 8 months cách đây is inadmissible in an
argument. All các bình luận become null and void after 7 days.
30. If bạn don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we đã đưa ý kiến can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes bạn sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty bạn are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if bạn don't want the genie to come out.
34. bạn can either ask us to do something hoặc tell us how bạn want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever bạn have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
bạn do.
39. Telling us that the người mẫu in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes bạn look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from đọc the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless bạn are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. chó are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon hoặc the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything bạn wear is fine. Really.
13. bạn have enough clothes.
14. bạn have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if bạn must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what bạn want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what ngày it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is thêm difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes bạn think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we đã đưa ý kiến 6 hoặc 8 months cách đây is inadmissible in an
argument. All các bình luận become null and void after 7 days.
30. If bạn don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we đã đưa ý kiến can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes bạn sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty bạn are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if bạn don't want the genie to come out.
34. bạn can either ask us to do something hoặc tell us how bạn want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever bạn have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
bạn do.
39. Telling us that the người mẫu in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes bạn look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from đọc the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
Once I was đọc online... It đã đưa ý kiến that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza, bánh pizza cửa hàng like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza, bánh pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza, bánh pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do bạn ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and bạn cant go to sleep?
Do bạn ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do bạn ever hate everything around you?
Do bạn ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that bạn end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do bạn ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do bạn ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do bạn ever hate everything around you?
Do bạn ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that bạn end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do bạn ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
