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posted by TimberHumphrey
oh, this hiển thị is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i tình yêu watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my yêu thích characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.
posted by nmdis
Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make bạn whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make bạn feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If bạn want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take bạn to places you've never been tonight
I thought bởi know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If bạn want me to
The...
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Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...
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Alright basically the tiêu đề says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will tình yêu and bạn don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is thêm on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal những người đang yêu hoặc sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if bạn want but in my opinion make up...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved bởi everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the tháng is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is thêm of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most đắng, cay đắng of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The âm nhạc genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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You’re now chatting with a ngẫu nhiên stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

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You: meow

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Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

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You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: bạn HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT bạn DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT bạn
1. Are bạn single?
Yeah.

2. Are bạn happy about that?
no

3. Are bạn bored?
YES

4. Are bạn sad?
Nah.

5. Are bạn Italian?
No...

6. Are bạn pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are bạn cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are bạn Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. yêu thích color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something bạn aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner hoặc later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what bạn really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, hoặc take her to dinner, also sometimes a card hoặc a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, bạn wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys tình yêu Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they Kiss bạn ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though bạn both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a cây and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just đọc some of the Kẻ hủy diệt trích dẫn through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash ngày tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. bạn might get annoyed bởi it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a tim, trái tim attack. His tim, trái tim isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first bạn don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids bởi their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if bạn are TRULY random, bạn shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever bạn may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases hoặc monologues hoặc pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Những người bạn hoặc logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if bạn got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and bạn can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and bởi brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in giường and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse đào was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", đào told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. giống cúc, daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have bạn watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash phim chiếu rạp like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume bạn are Chinese just because you're Asian, hoặc automatically assume bạn are Mexican just because bạn are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Những người bạn are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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