Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether bạn like him hoặc not bạn have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy bởi opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to di chuyển from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth bởi selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their tiêu đề as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a tường in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing thêm than a stupid lie that was created bởi dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting thêm trees,protecting stupid and useless động vật etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have bạn seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend setter, người định cư as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair trái cam, màu da cam in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if bạn are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after đọc this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' ngày to everyone who has wasted their precious time bởi đọc this stupid bài viết :D
#SaturdaySatire
All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
1.people excpect bạn to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.
3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.
8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.
9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.
3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.
8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.
9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, hoặc being a creep, bạn will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks bạn can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.
Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.
Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their thực phẩm (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick đít, mông, ass in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My yêu thích Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick đít, mông, ass in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My yêu thích Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend tình yêu the mall but what makes it thêm fun are the following
-When your Mất tích looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could bạn please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When bạn go into a store adress your friend bởi a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if bạn go into one of those store that plays the âm nhạc REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but bạn and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about ngẫu nhiên things. like terrorists hoặc something
Have fun with Những người bạn at the mall!
-When your Mất tích looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could bạn please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When bạn go into a store adress your friend bởi a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if bạn go into one of those store that plays the âm nhạc REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but bạn and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about ngẫu nhiên things. like terrorists hoặc something
Have fun with Những người bạn at the mall!
