ngẫu nhiên Article: Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of thêm

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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of thêm

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online nghề viết văn

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta người hâm mộ fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I tình yêu Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Những người bạn these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. bạn grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. bạn take các bức ảnh of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when bạn sneeze.
5. bạn don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and bạn don’t even work there.
7. bạn spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your mèo are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. bạn can’t even remember your một giây cup.
10. bạn can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter Ten:Chelsea and Other

posted by moolah

lều, cabin for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

“I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the lều, cabin drunk again with...

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My thoughts (part 3) đọc

posted by smileypop9

Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I tình yêu reading. It's fun, and it takes bạn to a whole new world.
Don't bạn hate it when someone on fanpop writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' hoặc something along those lines on their thông tin các nhân page when they are asked for their yêu thích books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can bạn hate reading? bạn read every day. You're đọc now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your thông tin các nhân page, cos bạn obviously do.
..

To those who don't...

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter Six:Beth

posted by moolah

lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in tình yêu with. But, he’d broken my tim, trái tim thêm than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...

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REBECCA BLACK TO MAKE A CD?!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five thêm songs, can bạn believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even đã đưa ý kiến that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her tiếp theo CD Rebecca promises to have a thêm natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

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What I think of Justin Bieber

posted by smileypop9

Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, hoặc tình yêu the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate các bình luận have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't tình yêu him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a ngẫu nhiên boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate các bình luận etc, but I don't post 'OMG I tình yêu JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' các bình luận either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can bạn guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell bạn about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair hoặc putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The tiếp theo chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter Two:Ella

posted by moolah

lều, cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my Những người bạn a lều, cabin for the summer. “Zack, bạn really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my Những người bạn too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
When...

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lều, lều, cabin for the Summer-Chapter One:Tori

posted by moolah

lều, cabin for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I tình yêu loads.
I was at home, after graduation whenever my trái cam, màu da cam blackberry started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....

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ngẫu nhiên fight

posted by yoj123

I was walking trang chủ from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a cá voi drove bởi in his sedan and đã đưa ý kiến happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went trang chủ and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a cá tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

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Always & Forever (Chapter One: Tuesdays-SHORT)

posted by moolah

Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays

Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right bởi me, it gives me thêm time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...

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Here's A Cold One For Ya!: Facts

posted by darkkhorn19

If bạn have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, bạn have $1.19. bạn also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ngẫu nhiên speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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InvaderCalliope's hiển thị

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do tình yêu Misa though!
I tình yêu cơm, gạo balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I tình yêu my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I tình yêu the colors: vôi Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I tình yêu the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own thiên nga costume. Look at my trái cam, màu da cam beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here bạn are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look thêm ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

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HOW TO BE Những người bạn WITH AN EX

posted by ShiningsTar542

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Những người bạn with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for bạn then it is thêm than possible that with a little time bạn two can go back to being friends.

Những người bạn and just friends. bạn must be clear about what bạn want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Những người bạn with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what bạn want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart bạn still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then bạn are ready to be Những người bạn again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed bởi A ngẫu nhiên ngọn lửa, chữa cháy

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Những người bạn and the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been thêm funny to bạn if bạn *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop đã đưa ý kiến this bài viết is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

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The Most ngẫu nhiên Adventure Ever!- Part 2

posted by AnimeFan66

"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a cái gối, gối feather hoặc a back scratcher, but was thêm like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped bởi a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...

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The Most ngẫu nhiên Adventure Ever!- Part 1

posted by AnimeFan66

This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope bạn all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most ngẫu nhiên adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who hoặc what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the bờ biển, bãi biển and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...

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KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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My ngẫu nhiên Blog Type Thing (Part five)

posted by emilyroxx

One of my favorite book series'.

At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that câu hỏi is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad bạn asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all bạn haters of haterz, I just want to tell bạn that THIS IS AN OPINION!...