Ah... Youtube. You're one of my yêu thích websites in the entire history of the internet. The content bạn hiển thị me is truly enlightening. I always watch the video bạn have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I tình yêu you, Youtube.
WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. bạn know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.
Ready? Set... GO!
First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted bởi RiceGum for các lượt xem and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank video that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.
tiếp theo up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!
Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that bạn NOT watch đã đưa ý kiến video, because it's sure to make bạn rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the phim hoạt hình is titled "The twerk of '87".
I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF bạn DIE.
With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of Youtube and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?
If bạn actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:
You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh bạn down. Once you're completely helpless, đã đưa ý kiến tumor will eat bạn alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.
Now, bạn may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.
"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL bạn GO!!!"
I hope bạn never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if bạn hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }
I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. Youtube is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something hoặc someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless bạn wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D
On a rather thêm serious note, I hope anyone out there who is đọc this liked it. If bạn do, I'm glad bạn did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and nghề viết văn this rant. If bạn have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if bạn so please!
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving tình yêu in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in bạn and the things bạn doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Mất tích her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post những thông tin cập nhập if bạn want :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car phía trước, chuyển tiếp saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If bạn are hung like a horse, bạn don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
eat it now!
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
đàn ghi ta, guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if bạn think that we cant sing it faster then bạn wrong but itll help if bạn just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if bạn just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush
Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Những người bạn about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in tình yêu with crush
Step 10: Imagine having em bé with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
The danh sách went over really well to anyone I showed it too from outside người hâm mộ pop, người hâm mộ pop itself didn't seem to give much of a fuck.. Still, either way here's more.. On time for Halloween....
10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
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10; JACOB GOODNIGHT;
I have to be honest and say I really hated this movie.. See no evil. I was probably still to young, but I just remember feeling kinda gross inside. It was just an unpleasant experience.. Bur my friend Sarah on the other hand really enjoyed this film. Mostly cause it stars KANE.. Which I admit did make it a unique film. Still not one I'm in any rush to see again. The dog attack scene...
