Ah... Youtube. You're one of my yêu thích websites in the entire history of the internet. The content bạn hiển thị me is truly enlightening. I always watch the video bạn have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I tình yêu you, Youtube.
WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one of the best of the best, but it has its fair share of cons. bạn know those people I mentioned up there? They're apart of the major screwups of Youtube. This is what I'm going to talk about for almost the whole article.
Ready? Set... GO!
First, let's talk about the infamous FOUSEYTUBE. This piece of shit has faked himself getting assaulted bởi RiceGum for các lượt xem and subscribers, compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr/Gandhi/Malcom X/Tupac et cetera, and even made shitty prank video that were obviously staged. I don't know where to even start, all I know is that FOUSEYtube is just one of the biggest losers on Youtube.
tiếp theo up is... *shivers intensely*...3lamestudio. This... poor excuse of an animator is the reason why so many radiation-related deaths have occurred in the world. His "animations" are the reason why Trump is even running for president in the first place. TRUMP IS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE 3LAMESTUDIO! WE'RE BEING SAVED!!
Anyway, 3lamestudio is an abomination of a human and a rat. He makes horrible animations with stolen art in them. 3lame is well known for making a video mixing two of the most trendiest things at the time: twerking and FNaF. I recommend that bạn NOT watch đã đưa ý kiến video, because it's sure to make bạn rethink your life. But, if you're that much of a curious bastid, the phim hoạt hình is titled "The twerk of '87".
I WARNED YOU. I REALLY DID WARN YOU. DON'T BLAME ME IF bạn DIE.
With that out of the way, let's dive even deeper into the roots of Youtube and talk about another horrible animator. He's called "LHugueny" and his animations are shit. Seriously, they lack no creativity at all. LHugueny is known for his horrible Undertale musical AND his FNaF World musical. Let's be honest, at least he tried. But, he still makes bad content. The fact that he gets a mention in this rant is good enough, right?
If bạn actually decide to check LHugueny out, then I'll just say this:
You'll die of cringe. The cringe will have a tumor growing on your back, and it will weigh bạn down. Once you're completely helpless, đã đưa ý kiến tumor will eat bạn alive. This is your first and only warning. Take this into consideration and be wise.
Now, bạn may be telling yourself things like "This idiotic girl is overreacting, what a waste of time!", and "Alexis, chill. This ain't the end of the world." right now. But, let me just say that you're probably right. PROBABLY. But, it's not gonna be my fault when you're actually going to realize how incredibly hateful these people are.
"ALEXIS, YOU'RE PROMOTING HATE TOWARDS THESE INDIVIDUALS. TO CYBER JAIL bạn GO!!!"
I hope bạn never end up actually saying such a thing. My feelings are fragile... and it's seven years bad luck if bạn hurt them in any way. ;_; { definitely not attention seeking ;;)) }
I just realized I'm getting way off-topic. So, the moral of this rant is to never expect something to be perfect. Youtube is a great website, but like I said, there are cons to it. Expecting something hoặc someone to be perfect is also a dick move, so don't do that. Unless bạn wanna be known as my... OLD ART TEACHER!! >:D
On a rather thêm serious note, I hope anyone out there who is đọc this liked it. If bạn do, I'm glad bạn did. I spent a quality amount of time thinking about and nghề viết văn this rant. If bạn have any suggestions for a new one, tell me if bạn so please!
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her dép, sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her dép, sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil Queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming hoặc evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not chịu, gấu to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Nữ hoàng băng giá in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not chịu, gấu to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever Nữ hoàng băng giá in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
