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posted by slenderman777
1. The last thing i saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest her other hand muffling my screams, i sat bolt up right glad it was just a dream but as i saw my alarm clock read 12:06 i heard the closet door creak open.

2. Growing up with pets i was used to scratching on my bedroom door, now that i live alone its much thêm unsettling.

3. In all the times i lived in this house, i swear to god i closed thêm doors then i open.

4. I thought my cat had a staring problem she always was looking at my face, until one ngày when i realized that she was always looking just behind me.

5. Theres nothing like the laughter of a baby, unless it's 1 am and you're trang chủ alone.

6. She went to check on her sleeping toddler, the window was open and the giường was empty
posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. bạn will never find anybody who can give bạn a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell bạn that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling bạn that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed bởi the federal government is entertainment.
5. bạn should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests bạn think she's pregnant unless bạn can see an...
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Man: Where have bạn been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen bạn someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if bạn sit down.

Man: Your place hoặc mine?
Woman: Both. bạn go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do bạn do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: xin chào baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do bạn like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF bạn DON'T PASS THIS ON bạn DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All ngày long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...
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posted by rAsberrStrarS
Kiss On The Lips-I tình yêu You
Kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
Kiss On The Nose-Laughter
Kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
Kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
Kiss On The Neck-I Want You
Kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
Kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender Kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Mất tích bạn
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there âm nhạc videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I tình yêu them thêm then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I tình yêu these two they start out hating each other then become close Những người bạn hoặc maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would bạn mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs bạn and takes a little something off bạn would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are bạn sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If bạn say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all bạn want, not like I care if bạn are hoặc aren't...As long as bạn don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him hoặc erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If bạn want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go phía trước, chuyển tiếp when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: didyoukno
posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the đàn ghi ta, guitar for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If bạn get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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added by Rainbow_Veins
Okay, she's kinda getting thêm famous bởi the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland giáng sinh ngày Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if bạn like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If bạn ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, hát lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened bởi any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a không gian at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention hoặc care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern được ưa chuộng in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents hoặc manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my yêu thích characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past hoặc fantaisie time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life (Original Video)
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Shrek is tình yêu
Shrek is life (original video)
1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us hoặc someone else will.

3. We chó cái, bitch about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If bạn won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing bạn in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches tình yêu Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like thêm than bạn hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, hoặc your...
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added by Rodz
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added by loonybug
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added by edwardcarlisle
Source: did-you-kno